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Song Parodies -> "He Bangs"

Original Song Title:

"She Bangs"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Ricky Martin

Parody Song Title:

"He Bangs"

Parody Written by:

M.S.G

The Lyrics

I submitted the wrong one, which is, the one I didn't finish the one verse. So here's the final product where I re-wrote the verse.
It can't be, were they insane?
He's not so bad, judges were a pain
Was Star Wars Kid, but now it's William Hung
He's the bomb... [William] yeah, baby

It can't be, are they so blind?
They booted him, not the other guy
Civil Engineering's what he's majoring in
Gave his best... no regrets

Well if his album comes and hits the charts
He's gonna rock Hong Kong tonight
He'll have a ton of fans, those seats would sell-out
'Cause he sings like he talks
And that look as he walks

He bangs, he bangs
Oh baby - why he lose, he lose
Don't matter, 'cause you know he's a student
At UC Berkeley
He's brushing up on history

He bangs, he bangs
I'm laughin' 'cause the way he moves
Those teeth never shone so bright
He surprised me
Now his album's coming out sometime

Watch TV, the daily news
You hear of him like a pair of shoes
We'll dance all night until the band goes home
Then you're gone... [William] yeah, baby

Well, if it looks like Hung's alone tonight
We better find this guy a wife
She'll love him lots, besides his face
Though he sings bad, he's got 5's on his pace

He bangs, he bangs
Oh baby - why he lose, he lose
Don't matter, 'cause you know he's a student
At UC Berkeley
He's brushing up on history

He bangs, she bangs
I'm laughin' 'cause the way he moves
Those teeth never shone so bright
He surprised me
Now his album's coming out in time

Well if his album comes and hits the charts
He's gonna rock Hong Kong tonight
He'll have a ton of fans, those seats could sell-out
'Cause he sings like he talks
And that look as he walks

He bangs, he bangs
Oh baby - why he lose, he lose
Don't matter, 'cause you know he's a student
At UC Berkeley
He's brushing up on history

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