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Song Parodies -> "That's All I've Ever Had"

Original Song Title:

"She's All I've Ever Had"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Ricky Martin

Parody Song Title:

"That's All I've Ever Had"

Parody Written by:

S.T.G.

The Lyrics

Here I am,
Broken legs.
Quiet thoughts,
Got no brains.
Here I am,
Alone again.
And I need it now.
I need welfare.

Welfare, That's all I've ever had.
Welfare, That's all I've ever had.
Welfare, That's all I've ever had.

It's the way welfare provides.
To keep us homie g's alive.
It's right from the government,
Provides some warmth, they are my friend.
And when I get another dime
It's just keeps me all alive.
Like the junkie wanna-be's.
It's all I've ever need.

Just need a dime,
To get cocaine.{but}
There's one thing,
That still remains.
Welfare just cared,
The cash they shared
And through it all,
It's always been there.

Welfare, That's all I've ever had.
In a world so cold, and crummy.
Welfare, That's all I've ever had.

Welfare, That's all I've ever had.
I'd like to buy a big beer.
Welfare, That's all I've ever had.

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