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Song Parodies -> "Sniper"

Original Song Title:

"Unfaithful"

Original Performer:

Rhianna

Parody Song Title:

"Sniper"

Parody Written by:

Neo Matrix

The Lyrics

I know this isn't all that funny... but it's thought provoking... so use the funny vote for how well you thought I displayed my subject matter :)
[Verse 1]
Story of my job
I line up the shot
And then I just blast away
Sorrow in my soul
'Cause it seems so wrong
But I have to make my pay

It's more than a gun
And this is less than hate
The reason that my pocket's full
The clouds are rolling in
Damn, he's shadowed again
So now the trigger can't be pulled

[Bridge]
And I know that he knows someone's watching
And it kills me inside
To know that I am about to take away life
Inside I am cryin'

[Chorus]
I don't wanna do this anymore
I don't even know the reason why
Everytime I look through the scope
I see him falling right onto his side
I don't wanna hurt them anymore
I don't wanna take away their lives
I am a sniper... a murderer?

[Verse 2]
He walks without a care
There's sweat all in my hair
'Cause damn it's hot up on this roof
I load up the chamber
I make a small murmur
His life is about to go poof
He won't feel any pain
Because I am a pro
And then my sight begins to fail
Because I do know
Where he's about to go
And I know it won't bode well

[Bridge]
'Cause I know that he knows someone's watching
And it kills me inside
To know that I am about to take away life
Inside I am cryin'

[Chorus]

[Breakdown]
Rifle... bullet
I might as well take this gun
And put it to his head
Get it over with
I don't wanna do this... anymore

Oooohhh... anymore

[Chorus]
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Pacing: 4.6
How Funny: 4.7
Overall Rating: 4.7

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Neo Matrix - July 16, 2006 - Report this comment
I vote, I comment :)
Victoria-Leah - July 19, 2006 - Report this comment
Hm...I hate Rihanna's voice (so nasal!), so anything that makes fun of her music is good in my book.
Saider - July 21, 2006 - Report this comment
This parody scares me....
dat1rudebitch - July 29, 2006 - Report this comment
i got 2 admit this is funny but victria-leah shouldn't hate ger their jus jelous well any ways if u wana say anything about me or my comment just post it on this page BYE BITCHESoh yeA i'l be back
dat1rudeb**** - July 29, 2006 - Report this comment
o sry 4 the rude coment! plz 4give
If I Told You- I'm afraid I'd have to do something about that... - July 29, 2006 - Report this comment
I'm sorry, this may not have been meant to be funny, but it is pretty darned funny. Maybe just because of the fact that I can't really imagine someone being a real sniper so it sorta falls into the category of the unknown. Anyway, very nice!
Sato And Dante - July 31, 2006 - Report this comment
hey we'd like to use your lyrics, because we want to re-do this song for our record label... email us at mcrst08@yahoo.com with your answer please
Lauren (H!) - January 22, 2008 - Report this comment
This is a little bit funny if you don't taken seriously, but read by the right person this is an excellent representation of the experience. Nice pacing and subject matter that actually, well, matters. 555

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