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Song Parodies -> "Prices for Love"

Original Song Title:

"Seasons of Love"

Original Performer:

Rent: The Musical

Parody Song Title:

"Prices for Love"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

This is how ridiculously expensive Valentine'sday is for anyone, especially celebrities. Kobe and Jude have both had to spend a ton of cash to keep their girls.
525,600 dollars, 525,000 price bill this year.
525,600 dollars - I should have got her, a 6-pack of beer.
Got chocolates, and diamonds, and daisies, then got some coffee..
Spend quartets, and dollars, in hundred, in grands.
Spent 525,600 dollars - how do you spend so much on Valentine's?
Was it love? Was it love? Costly love? Prices for love..
Prices for love.

-----Kobe Bryant-----
525,600 dollars! How the hell did you spend all of your self-hard-earned cash?
525,600 dollars - did you decide not pay your bills and your rent.

----Jude Law-------
In diamond necklace, or things that are high priced.
All the cash that he's earned, has gone to waste tonigh..

It's time now to take loans,
To buy that diamond ring, Kay celebrates,
Cuz' of Valentine's Day with girlfriends.
It's expensive love!
It's expensive love! It's expensive love!
I'm broke from love.
Prices for love! Prices for love.
Kay- refers to Kay's jewelers. Remember- forgiveness begins with Kay.

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Pacing: 4.9
How Funny: 5.0
Overall Rating: 4.9

Total Votes: 8

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Agrimorfee - February 16, 2006 - Report this comment
(luv contest 06) This was very funny, and didn't even need Kobe or Jude to make it work.
bobpiecheese - February 16, 2006 - Report this comment
(LUVCOMP) Nobody likes wasting cash. Check my 'Pay The Bills No More' parody (Rob Thomas spoof). Nice work, S.T.G.
Matthias - February 24, 2006 - Report this comment
Ain't it the truth... Women aren't cheap!!! But I guess we need them...
Rick C - February 24, 2006 - Report this comment
(LOVECOMP) Woah! That's a lotta lettuce for one tomato. 555
Stuart McArthur - February 27, 2006 - Report this comment
(LUV) Jude Law will never recover from being cast alongside Clive Owen in "Closer" - 555
Johnny D - February 27, 2006 - Report this comment
(LUVCOMP) Every kiss begins with K and every *iss begins with P.
Arwen - February 28, 2006 - Report this comment THAT is my kind of Valentine's Day gift price tag. Very nice...lots of smiles, S.T.G.
Luke Brattoni - March 01, 2006 - Report this comment
(LUVCOMP) I'm singing this OS tomorrow night for our Musical Cabaret... a humorous theme and fun to hum along to. 555
Larry Hensley - March 01, 2006 - Report this comment
(LUV) I only know the original from a little bit of a commercial for the movie. It's a really good parody.

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