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Song Parodies -> "Disease In Cups"

Original Song Title:

"Seasons of Love"

Original Performer:

Rent

Parody Song Title:

"Disease In Cups"

Parody Written by:

Francois B.

The Lyrics

i'm going to say this straight up, I don't think I wrote this as funny as soe others I've done, but that's because I really love the original song and I just wrote it for fun. I don't think it's a TOTAL loss...well yeah hope you guys like it and please leave feedback on what you think.
Five hundred forty-three thousand
Sickness prone cases
Five hundred forty-three thousand
Suffering a hurt
Five hundred forty-three thousand
Syphilis cases
How do you kill a, a sickness in life.

Like herpes, and black stools
Infections like crabs and breast cysts,
Chlamydia, Bulimia, and Anus itch

In five hundred forty-three thousand
Sickness prone cases
How do you kill a,
A sickness in life.

How about herbs?
Some o' that thyme?
Maybe Some sage
Measured in cups.
Disease in cups, Disease in cups

(F.Solo) Johanai:
Five hundred forty-three thousand
Syphilis cases
Five hundred forty-three thousand
Doctors I have seen
Five hundred forty-three thousand
Ulcer –like ruptures
HOW do I get relief for my festering glands.

(M. Solo) Colonns:
For bowels that were clogged
Or the ones that fell fleet
In toilets he blocked
With excrement heaps

It's time soon, to purge now
our dead and tired corpses
Let's vegetate
And end now the reign of such impotence
Remember them...herbs
In nice tubba wear!!
Disease in cups

OHH you have to, you've got to get rid of them nuts,
Cause you know temptation is my lust,
Share bread, give ham, spread that butter
Count up, know that condom inside and out

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Anthony - October 19, 2007 - Report this comment
Sorry, but this is awful!

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