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Song Parodies -> "Shave Me"

Original Song Title:

"Save Me"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Remy Zero

Parody Song Title:

"Shave Me"

Parody Written by:

Klarissa

The Lyrics

Save? Shave? Ha, ha, I'm funny. (Okay, you may not agree, but if you know the original song, maybe you'll see how my alternative lyrics line up with it!)
I feel some hair is growing on my hands
I see the fur growing outside
And I can't wax over...
And I should just wear long sleeves to hide, but oh
They said that I should hide
And all this hair is growing more...
Budding from pores, and from pores...

Somebody shave me!
Let the razor cut like new
Somebody shave me!
And don't forget my arm pit
I'll pay!
Pay, y'know, I'll pay when you're through

I see that my big eyebrows aren't apart
I guess my brows have unified
And I can't wax over...
And I should just wear long sleeves to hide, but oh
They said that I should hide
And all this hair is growing more...
Budding from pores, and from pores...

Somebody shave me!
Let the razor cut like new
Somebody shave me!
And don't forget my arm pit
I'll pay!
Pay, y'know, I'll pay when you're through

And all of this hair is by the scores
Budding from pores, and from pores...

Somebody shave me!
Let the razor cut like new
Somebody shave me!
And don't forget my arm pit
I'll pay!
Pay, y'know... I'll pay when you're through

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Johnny D - June 25, 2004 - Report this comment
OOPS! Foiled by the lack of the old parody-search-function!

I just submitted, for the next posting, my new parody of "Save Me" called "Somebody Shaved Me"......and then, after submitting "Somebody Shaved Me", I found Klarissa's parody "Shave Me".

Fortunately, our two parodies are very different - Klarissa's is about somebody who is extremely hirsute and who is asking for help shaving-off all their excess body hair, whereas mine is specifically about Michael Rosenbaum losing his hair to play Lex Luthor in "Smallville".

Nevertheless, I want to give credit where credit is due...Klarissa, good job on your parody - 555!
Rick D - June 25, 2004 - Report this comment
Johnny/Klarissa---This subject is a little hairy for me today. Johnny and I have had many cases of "convergent ideas" as we have had with others here. When it looks like a ripoff, we scream to the rafters or get on Melhi's messageboard thread about it. But when it happens innocently and independently, I feel it's okay to use that as an excuse to point to a previous parody to show someone else thought of it also, and first. The search is a lot harder now, so many can't research first. None of us are on here for anything but credit where it is due. It was a real shock to me when I came on here that there were other smart alecs who think like I do. I consider this friendly "I did it first" thing like an initiation. I went through it, now the new people should hear about it. Some wise-ass pointed out today that all I care about is plugging my crap, and I resent it. Thoughts?

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