Someone please save us, us high school kids
What my teacher told me is what I did
They said, "Shut your mouth and watch the science vid!"
But in the end, I just shut my eyelids

I'm in programming and the clock is reading 10:19
I'm really glad I took that semester course in speed typing
It might not be so bad if I were a jock because they always
Seem to have a girl pinned up against a locker in the hallways

Oh no, not for me, not for me
Who needs hookie when these classes are so easy?
Oh this parody, this parody
Codi you owe me a freakin cookie!

And just now I found that I have not learned
Something for my final, but it was from my midterm
So I guess I don't really need to pay attention
I can easily get by with an average memory retention

(And that's why I say...)

Oh no, not for me, not for me
Who needs hookie when these classes are so easy?
Oh this parody, this parody
Codi you owe me a freakin cookie!

Don't get into an uproar or report my mind for tuancy
There's a place for school, it's just not in my vicinity
It makes me nauseous and really really really bored
I don't wanna learn the nomenclature of a gourd

Only 3 more weeks 'til summer
But I think I'm getting dumber
"What was that Mr. Teach?
I'm not typing anything!"

Only 3 more weeks 'til summer
But I think I'm getting dumber
They say I'm learning things
But I prefer to daydream
And at 3:12 the get out bell will ring

Oh no, not for me, not for me
Who needs hookie when these classes are so easy?
Oh this parody, this parody
Codi you owe me a freakin cookie!

Someone please save us, us high school kids
What my teacher told me is what I did
They said, "Shut your mouth and watch the science vid!"
But in the end, I just shut my eyelids

I do absolutely nothing
But rot in this chair
Why do I have to be chained to it
When my mind's out there?

I do absolutely nothing
But rot in this chair
I'll go take my SAT's while you get
GED's, sound fair?