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Song Parodies -> "High School Kids"

Original Song Title:

"College Kids"

Original Performer:

Relient K

Parody Song Title:

"High School Kids"

Parody Written by:

J.C. Reich

The Lyrics

I had this idea strike me my first visit here, during class today, to look at a friend's parody.
Someone please save us, us high school kids
What my teacher told me is what I did
They said, "Shut your mouth and watch the science vid!"
But in the end, I just shut my eyelids

I'm in programming and the clock is reading 10:19
I'm really glad I took that semester course in speed typing
It might not be so bad if I were a jock because they always
Seem to have a girl pinned up against a locker in the hallways

Oh no, not for me, not for me
Who needs hookie when these classes are so easy?
Oh this parody, this parody
Codi you owe me a freakin cookie!

And just now I found that I have not learned
Something for my final, but it was from my midterm
So I guess I don't really need to pay attention
I can easily get by with an average memory retention

(And that's why I say...)

Oh no, not for me, not for me
Who needs hookie when these classes are so easy?
Oh this parody, this parody
Codi you owe me a freakin cookie!

Don't get into an uproar or report my mind for tuancy
There's a place for school, it's just not in my vicinity
It makes me nauseous and really really really bored
I don't wanna learn the nomenclature of a gourd

Only 3 more weeks 'til summer
But I think I'm getting dumber
"What was that Mr. Teach?
I'm not typing anything!"

Only 3 more weeks 'til summer
But I think I'm getting dumber
They say I'm learning things
But I prefer to daydream
And at 3:12 the get out bell will ring

Oh no, not for me, not for me
Who needs hookie when these classes are so easy?
Oh this parody, this parody
Codi you owe me a freakin cookie!

Someone please save us, us high school kids
What my teacher told me is what I did
They said, "Shut your mouth and watch the science vid!"
But in the end, I just shut my eyelids

I do absolutely nothing
But rot in this chair
Why do I have to be chained to it
When my mind's out there?

I do absolutely nothing
But rot in this chair
I'll go take my SAT's while you get
GED's, sound fair?

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Voting Results

 
Pacing: 3.5
How Funny: 3.7
Overall Rating: 3.7

Total Votes: 10

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frankenhate - May 17, 2007 - Report this comment
you smell
Jonathan S. - May 17, 2007 - Report this comment
Not bad. Interesting choice for an OS to parody! (Believe it or not, I've actually heard it!)
J.C. Reich - May 17, 2007 - Report this comment
Wow... comments. Woot! Thanks Jon.
J.C. Reich - May 18, 2007 - Report this comment
i just wanna hug you all, you are mean mr. frankenhate
J.C. Reich (the real one!) - May 19, 2007 - Report this comment
Thanks me #2. Which side of my subconscious do you dwell in?
Matt Flora - November 28, 2007 - Report this comment
Dude, shut up
RK_FAN_FOREVER - December 13, 2007 - Report this comment
This song was pretty bad. Didn't follow the original pacing AT ALL. Sorry.
yearbook weirdo - February 27, 2009 - Report this comment
Who the hell is Codi?!?? I don't care, bu t he owes me a cookie too.

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