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Song Parodies -> "Nerdy Hawkins Dance"

Original Song Title:

"Sadie Hawkins Dance"

Original Performer:

Relient K

Parody Song Title:

"Nerdy Hawkins Dance"

Parody Written by:

Jordan Lange

The Lyrics

This is something i wrote for my band. We do some comdey/rock songs we're called Nerds Gone Wild.. kinda explains it :-P
All the girls in the chess club talkin'
who they gonna take to the Nerdy Hawkins'
My lungs are burnin' but i kept on walkin
Glasses on my face and an air pen rockin'

The Nerdy Hawkins Dance
In my plaid stripe pants
There's nothing better (Oo Oo Ooh!)
The nerds go alone
or they stay at home
Theres nothing better, do u like my cashmere sweater?

Sittin in the back of my next class reading
Got punched last hour, and I'm still bleeding
I just got mugged so I won't be eating
Even though I was on my knees and pleading

The Nerdy Hawkins Dance
In my plaid stripe pants
Theres nothing better (Oo Oo Ooh!)
The nerds go alone
or they stay at home
There's nothing better, do you like my cashmere sweater?

The Nerdy Hawkins Dance
In my plaid stripe pants
There's nothing better (Oo Oo Ooh!)
The nerds go alone
or they stay at home
There's nothing better, do you like my cashmere sweater

Scanned the cafeteria for some good seating
I found a good spot by the math club meeting
The quaterback asked me if I'd like a beating
I said I got one at our last meeting

And since I'm rather smart and cunning
i took off down the next hall running
Only to get stopped by a locker door
Only to get stopped by a locker door

It broke my nose
It broke my glasses
And then i fell
Upon my asses

The Nerdy hawkins Dance
In my plaid stripe pants
There's nothing better (Oo Oo Ooh!)
The nerds go alone
or they stay at home
There's nothing better, do you like my cashmere sweater?

The Nerdy Hawkins Dance
In my plaid stripe pants
There's nothing better (Oo Oo Ooh)
The nerds go alone, or they stay at home
There's nothing better
Do you like my cashmere sweater?
http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendID=80318435Try listening to the song and singing along with my lyrics it's funny.

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Michael Pacholek - January 25, 2007 - Report this comment
Could be worse: Could be a Screamin' Jay Hawkins dance. Or even an Andy Hawkins dance.

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