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Song Parodies -> "Psychotherapy"

Original Song Title:

"Be My Escape"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Relient K

Parody Song Title:

"Psychotherapy"

Parody Written by:

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The Lyrics

I "borrowed" this idea (not any of the lyrics, just the idea) from a friend of mine. It's about a man who is reuesting psychotherapy because he has many mental problems such as paranoia, split personalities, and hallucinations. Again, I must give a special thank you to Brian Keaton for this one. Enjoy!
I'm seeing people in my Rice Krispies,
I just ran around the world, did you miss me?
There're twenty people that all share my face,
At twelve I'm a teenager,
At one, I'm a park ranger,
This is what my life is like everyday,

I've got paranoia,
And insecurity,
I've got physical tourettes,
Split personalities,
I have hallucinations,
And violent tendencies,
And I don't know where to go, nothing is adding up, because,

I gotta get therapy,
Maybe with some help, I can get my head back on straight,
I gotta get therapy,
I'm begging you, I'm begging you, I'm begging you,
To see me at eight,

I can't walk past the deli alone now,
Or I'll be attacked by a pink cow,
Gandhi is living in my Tupperware,
I can't even sleep, I'm just too nervous,
About conspiracies of the postal service,
And I think aliens are contacting my derriere,

I've got paranoia,
And insecurity,
I've got physical tourettes,
Split personalities,
I have hallucinations,
And violent tendencies,
And I don't know where to go, nothing is adding up, becuse,

I gotta get therapy,
Maybe with some help, I can get my head back on straight,
I gotta get therapy,
I'm begging you, I'm begging you, I'm begging you,
To see me at eight,

I am a hostage,
To my personalities,
How can these other people even live in this messed up me?
All I'm askin' is for you to do what you can with me,
And maybe I could be put back on the streets,

I've got paranoia,
And insecurity,
I've got physical tourettes,
Split personalities,
I have hallucinations,
And violent tendencies,
And I don't know where to go, nothing is adding up, because,

I gotta get therapy,
Maybe with some help, I can get my head back on straight,
I gotta get therapy,
I'm begging you, I'm begging you, I'm begging you,
To see me at eight,

I've fought this for so long,
I should let you in,
I'm still seeing angry leprechauns,
And all I'm tryin' to do is save my own brain,
Oh, it makes me insane,
Me insane
You know, if I were to ever write an autobiography, I don't imagine that it would look much different from that.

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Your Suckeness Talking - September 05, 2005 - Report this comment
You Suck
Bob O'Mara - September 20, 2005 - Report this comment
Great song. Great parody. I love the randomness of it! Gandhi in my tupperware? Brilliant!
Laura K - May 13, 2006 - Report this comment
Really Cool I liked it a lot, some of the pacing seemde off but it didn't ruin anything in the long run! tell your friend : Good ideas!
that one guy - May 15, 2006 - Report this comment
YOU ROCK!!! YEAHHHHH!!!!!!! IISRYAN IS A GENIUS!!!!!!!
RK_FAN_FOREVER - January 30, 2008 - Report this comment
Hey Your_Suckness_Talking. YOU SUCK! This was so friggin hilarious. I laughed.
littleCupCakes - January 30, 2008 - Report this comment
555 for your honesty, Sir ! Being on a emotional rollercoaster myself, all I can say is, at least it is NOT boring!
Anonymous - December 01, 2009 - Report this comment
Nicely done!

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