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Song Parodies -> "The Beast Thing"

Original Song Title:

"The Best Thing"

Original Performer:

Relient K

Parody Song Title:

"The Beast Thing"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

Getting ready for Halloween early (September and October are going to be two months I set aside for my newest project. A take on the Obscure 15 which I didn't think I finished although I did do a few of the songs. Instead it's going to be the Halloween 10 and have 10 obscure songs focuses around my favorite Holiday)
Should have no fear
Unless I’m hungry
I’ll chomp on deer
Although their bones are crunchy
My stomach groans and I’ll start growing fangs

Grip your knife
If I’m running toward you
I don’t want a hug
I just want you for food
It’s hard to ask forgiveness when my mouth is full of flesh

Cause it’s the Beast Thing
The Beast Thing that I’m releasing
When I stand at eight foot three
The Beast Thing is what’s
Making me blue and furry

I can hear you screech
As I start getting scary
Should have warned you of
My allergies to dairy
The side effects aren’t slight
As you can see right now

For a snack I might eat your pet
I’ve done it in the past
In disguise as a vet but
Don’t take it as me hating you, My stomach growls

Cause when my teeth double in size
And get razor sharp it’s bad
You’ll soon be dead if you don’t run
I’ll rip you in half!

Cause it’s the Beast Thing
The Beast Thing that keeps increasing
I’ve turned towns into debris
The Beast Thing is unrelenting
This is the Beast Thing (The Beast Thing)
The Beast Thing that is unceasing
It gets worse when I’m hungry
The Beast Thing is what’s
Flowing through my blood stream (Arrrrhhhooooo!!!)
The Beast Thing is how I’m
Changing on News Years Eve

Think I got screwed
I got problems
Since I was cursed
The gypsy’s pissed
Folks are aghast
When I have transformed right into this
And I’m violent
Caused harm
I terrorize mankind
This is my life
Creature that’s undefined

This is the Beast Thing (The Beast Thing)
The Beast Thing is much worse than a Bee Sting (The Beast Thing)
And it’s making me ugly (Arrrhoooo!!!)
The Beast Thing is what happens whenever I get peeved

The Beast Thing occurs when I’ve too much to drink
The Beast Thing isn’t cool as this song makes it seem

(The Beast Thing) The Beast Thing is not caused by inbreeding
(The Beast Thing) And it makes me so grumpy
The Beast Thing is worse than receding hairlines, Don’t you think?

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Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 4.7
Overall Rating: 4.7

Total Votes: 6

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Lady-B-Cakes - September 09, 2010 - Report this comment
` B ` ADVISORY: The Best things in life come in B's : honey & . . .
Old Man Ribber - September 09, 2010 - Report this comment
Pure BEAST-iality!! (Great job!) ;D
Kristof Robertson - September 09, 2010 - Report this comment
Can't really appreciate this as much as I would if I KTOS, but if your beast wants to toe up to my Gerbils, I'll arrange an alley somewhere. Trusting you on pacing, so 555
unKnownVotrix - September 09, 2010 - Report this comment
^ ~ ~ ~ Lord KristOFF, . . . careful, Sir ! Your Kilt is quaking ! !
Peter Andersson - September 11, 2010 - Report this comment
555 parts The Hulk, 555 parts The Werewolf and 100 % Matthias parody transformation. BTW, if Halloween's your favorite holiday here's an original song you'll love:

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