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Song Parodies -> "Can't Sleep"

Original Song Title:

"Can't Stop"

Original Performer:

Red Hot Chilli Peppers

Parody Song Title:

"Can't Sleep"

Parody Written by:

Omega8

The Lyrics

Can't sleep addicted to the star-bucks,
Cafe cup for people who drive trucks,
Choose not a life of caffiniation,
Or a cancer-causing sugar imitation,
No sleep so you have fatigue for,
So don't reach toilet in time for,
Never drink a strange addictive blend,
Lunch all over the car on the sharp bend,
Knocked out but who should I sue,
Don't sleep on road or die no clue,
Tired is pressage to be sent to bed,
If ya don't you will be really dead,
White mocha burning in my stomach,
Give heartburn if you lich attach,
If I live so many cancers,
No long hair treatment for advancers,

[Chorus]
The swirls I love,
The fears I seek,
To sleep once,
The man can't sleep,
Never wonder if you'll see two,
The swirls I love,
The places I weep,
To sleep once,
The man can't sleep,
Numb tired please sell me pills to.

Sleepy days can't concentrate so I postpone,
Never hold one single good job I own,
Coffee the great mind stimulator,
Use eight big cups to heavily sedate,
Want of caffine is my frustration,
But hate idea of decaffination,
The start of every temptation,
See your coffee at this location,
This fight's gonna be a lost one,
Physical exhaustion going to kill this one,
All for a little sip seering,
Will caffine let my system do its clearing,
Can't sleep when the hallucinations hear you,
Great leap they take to scare you,
Hey I wish I could forever stop,
Drinking caffinated items so I can drop,

[Chorus]

Want sleep I'm passing out,
In the street not like you,
Far more annoying,
Than everything I've been through,
I want to sleep just like you,
Ten more reasons,
Why to be addiction free like you,
Far more annoying than everything I've been through
I should sue.

Can't sleep addicted to the star-bucks,
Cafe cup for people who drive-trucks,
Choose not a life of caffiniation,
Or a cancer-causing sugar imitation,
No sleep so you have fatigue for,
So don't reach toilet in time for,
Never drink a strange addictive blend,
Lunch all over the car on the sharp bend,
Knocked out but who should I sue,
Don't sleep on road or die no clue,
Tired is pressage to be sent to bed,
If ya don't you will be really dead,
White mocha burning in my stomach,
Give heartburn if you lich attach,
If I live so many cancers,
No long hair treatment for advancers,

Sick in dark need a rejuvenator,
Anxious, nervous everything a blur,
Can't sleep like statues ever hearing,
Feel no energy for any cheering,
My sleeping problem is very scary,
This addiction is more than ordinary,
Can I drink two maybe even a sea of these,
You can bet,
Frappachinps cause bad brain freeze,
Can't sleep when the neighbors scream at you,
This strive will never be through.

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MrMacphisto - April 19, 2004 - Report this comment
The pacing was a little off, but this must have taken quite some time to write.... good job
Paul Robinson - April 19, 2004 - Report this comment
Omega8 - Agree entirely with Macphisto on this. Very good job. 4-5-5 score. I tried to write a parody using this song and found the pacing very difficult to match up. I enjoyed this a lot.
Spelling police - April 19, 2004 - Report this comment
It was good, except you spelled Chili wrong. It contains one L, not two. But that won't stop me from giving you a good score.

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