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Song Parodies -> "Three Dimensions"

Original Song Title:

"Calinfornication"

Original Performer:

Red Hot Chillie Peppers

Parody Song Title:

"Three Dimensions"

Parody Written by:

Blaydeman

The Lyrics

This addresses the new trend of movies being shot in 3-D. Personally I think it's ridiculous, they charge extra money to see exactly the same movie, plus the 3-D aspect doesn't really add much.
Verse 1: Johnny Depp in Wonderland
Trippy scenes of great attention
Alpha and Omega
That I won’t forget to mention
And if you see all these movies
They are in three dimensions

Verse 2: New days of cinema
It now has become a great invention
Glasses are worn on your face
The reason for this is maximum retention
It’s understood that Hollywood
Shoots stuff in three dimensions

Bridge 1: Pay double the normal price
To view the film in 3-D
Mr. James Cameron has hit it big
With stories of the Na’vi

Chorus: Legacy of Tron
Chronicles on
They were filmed in three dimensions
They were filmed in three dimensions

Verse 3: Once a young boy learned how to train his dragon
He accomplished dragon prevention
A small old man with a plan at his hand
A boy scout causes him tension
So grab you a cup, and watch you some Up
It is in three dimensions

Verse 4: I like the Clash of the Titans
The gods wouldn’t give him an extension
Jackass is now in this group
They should just be put in detention
I actually watched Piranha
It was in three dimensions

Bridge 2: Stood in line for Coraline
It gave me such elation
Then I went to see G-Force
I saw it on vacation

Chorus: Legacy of Tron
Chronicles on
They were filmed in three dimensions
They were filmed in three dimensions
They were filmed in three dimensions
They were filmed in three dimensions

Verse 5: In that one film Despicable Me
His “evil” caused dissention
And Yogi Bear gave me a scare
Because there’s no convention
Put the glasses on; transform your world
And make it three dimensions

Bridge 3: Pay double the normal price
To view the film in 3-D
Seen more than the rest
They’re not the best
They aren’t better than 2-D

Chorus: Legacy of Tron
Chronicles on
They were filmed in three dimensions
They were filmed in three dimensions
They were filmed in three dimensions
They were filmed in three dimensions
December 19, 2010

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Matthias - December 21, 2010 - Report this comment
And some theaters even have "Super HD 3D" if you want to spend even more money. I saw "Tron Legacy" yesterday and while it was good it wasn't much better in 3D as it would have been in 2d.
MIKE - December 28, 2010 - Report this comment
DANG
Blaydeman - December 29, 2010 - Report this comment
I'm not quite sure what that means MIKE.
Below Average Dave - January 20, 2011 - Report this comment
I agree with your opinion, but I have to admit I couldn't follow it to a T and it got a bit repetitious--good idea though
bobpiecheese - January 22, 2011 - Report this comment
(Artistry) Pacing was a bit off in places, and some of the lines were phrased a bit weird, but still nice piece on the 3D trend. I haven't actually seen any of the recent 3D films (technically I have, but the one I saw (Megamind) I saw it in 2D), though that may change once Dark of the Moon comes out. Anyway, nice little parody, could've used a bit of polish, but still pretty good.
Agrimorfee - January 24, 2011 - Report this comment
A fine review of the recent go-round of the 3D trend. Wish you could have had more mentions, like Jaws 3D or Amityville 3D or...
Rex - January 25, 2011 - Report this comment
(Artistry) Did you know you can go see a movie in 3D without the glasses? It's called a "play". I'll go see a 3D movie when they perfect the holodeck. (Yes, I'm turning into a crotchety old man.) Anyway, nice idea, nice write.

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