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Song Parodies -> "All Sluts Taken"

Original Song Title:

"All Seats Taken"

Original Performer:

Rebecca Cartwright

Parody Song Title:

"All Sluts Taken"

Parody Written by:

sexy chick

The Lyrics

Rude sluts they all ways dump the cute guys
don't need no license
don't need no invertation
I've got my bed set for three
don't bring no buddies
just your reservation
for all the stuff that wee and poo
I skip my main course
n'stick to table salt
I've got my entree for dessert
I dim the lights
the DJ can come watch
cause we need a chaprone tonight

cause all I hate is all you got
all sluts taken
all all I don't is what you want
yes mistaking
cause all I hate is all you got
all sluts taken
so bring the crew
i'm all booked out for you

so go on further
this is a business meeting
so you need a shirt and pie
and tell your friends
I really do mean offence
it's no private invertation
this place is gonna reopen tonight

cause all I hate is all you got
all sluts taken
all all I don't is what you want
yes mistaking
cause all I hate is all you got
all sluts taken
so bring the crew
i'm all booked out for you

All booked out
and every things gonna change my mind
cause your gonna waste my time
so come and make your dreams come true
I'm all booked out for you

All booked out
hoo hoo hoo
I dim the lights
the DJ can come watch
it's no private invertation
this place is gonna reopen tonight

cause all I hate is all you got
all sluts taken
all all I don't is what you want
yes mistaking
cause all I hate is all you got
all sluts taken
so bring the crew
i'm all booked out for you

cause all I hate is all you got
all sluts taken
all all I don't is what you want
yes mistaking
cause all I hate is all you got
all sluts taken
so bring the crew
i'm all booked out for you


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