Song Parodies -> Curse the Ugly Toad
| Original Song Title: | "Bless the Broken Road" |
| Original Performer: | Rascal Flatts |
| Parody Song Title: | "Curse the Ugly Toad" |
| Parody Written by: | The Piano Minstrel |
#28. Turns out the Frog Prince wasn't exactly the perfect man the princess first thought.
I set out on the garden path, looking for some shells
Never thought I'd find true love inside the ancient well
But you're the beast that got me to
Plant a big ol' smooch on you
I didn't think there'd still be signs of the former you
All of your slimy hugs just make me want to barf
And when you croak, my heart tells me that I'll be scarred
Touching your warty face, feeling your horny arms
What have I got into?
Oh I curse the ugly toad that has turned into you
I think about the girls I know with normal guys
I'd like to have a shining knight, instead of this surprise
Cuz you can never be my man
Used to be amphibian
Why'd I fall for your nasty sham, I am such a fool
All of your slimy hugs just make me want to barf
And when you croak, my heart tells me that I'll be scarred
Touching your warty face, feeling your horny arms
What have I got into?
Oh I curse the ugly toad that has turned into you
I'd rather be alone
Then with this toad-man's charms
What have I got into?
Oh I curse the ugly toad that has turned into you
Oh I curse the ugly toad that has turned into you
Never thought I'd find true love inside the ancient well
But you're the beast that got me to
Plant a big ol' smooch on you
I didn't think there'd still be signs of the former you
All of your slimy hugs just make me want to barf
And when you croak, my heart tells me that I'll be scarred
Touching your warty face, feeling your horny arms
What have I got into?
Oh I curse the ugly toad that has turned into you
I think about the girls I know with normal guys
I'd like to have a shining knight, instead of this surprise
Cuz you can never be my man
Used to be amphibian
Why'd I fall for your nasty sham, I am such a fool
All of your slimy hugs just make me want to barf
And when you croak, my heart tells me that I'll be scarred
Touching your warty face, feeling your horny arms
What have I got into?
Oh I curse the ugly toad that has turned into you
I'd rather be alone
Then with this toad-man's charms
What have I got into?
Oh I curse the ugly toad that has turned into you
Oh I curse the ugly toad that has turned into you
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