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Song Parodies -> "They Melt"

Original Song Title:

"Melt"

Original Performer:

Rascal Flatts

Parody Song Title:

"They Melt"

Parody Written by:

Eric J. Edlund

The Lyrics

Written 26 MAY 2006 in Iraq. It's all about the best little candies in the world.
When I woke up this mornin'
My belly was achin'
In a bad Moo-ood

Thinkin' " bout last night
Went through a whole bag
But it was Goo-ood

Lil candies I could eat
Till the day is through

Pull another one from the shelf
And rip that bag in two
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The Melt
In your mouth
Not in your hand

And I eat
Them every chance
That I have

If I had to go
All through my life
With these and nothing else

They Melt
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When I sit in traffic
There's many times I feel like
I'm losin' my mind

I stopped for gas this mornin'
I didn't buy one bag
I bought five

The longer I sit
The more candy I eat

It's not the way that they feel
It's the way that the taste
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The Melt
In your mouth
Not in your hand

And I eat
Them every chance
That I have

Cause M&M's are the best candy
Up on that shelf

They Melt
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They Melt
In your mouth
Not in your hand

And I eat
Them every chance
That I have

Cause M&M's are the coolest thing
Up on that shelf

The Melt
_______ _______ _______

(I just can't stop)

I can't help but eat "em everyday

They Melt

(I just can't help)

They Melt

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Royce Miller - June 05, 2006 - Report this comment
It's nice to read a parody about a simple pleasure.

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