Song Parodies -> They Melt
| Original Song Title: | "Melt" |
| Original Performer: | Rascal Flatts |
| Parody Song Title: | "They Melt" |
| Parody Written by: | Eric J. Edlund |
Written 26 MAY 2006 in Iraq. It's all about the best little candies in the world.
When I woke up this mornin'
My belly was achin'
In a bad Moo-ood
Thinkin' " bout last night
Went through a whole bag
But it was Goo-ood
Lil candies I could eat
Till the day is through
Pull another one from the shelf
And rip that bag in two
_______ _______ _______
The Melt
In your mouth
Not in your hand
And I eat
Them every chance
That I have
If I had to go
All through my life
With these and nothing else
They Melt
_______ _______ _______
When I sit in traffic
There's many times I feel like
I'm losin' my mind
I stopped for gas this mornin'
I didn't buy one bag
I bought five
The longer I sit
The more candy I eat
It's not the way that they feel
It's the way that the taste
_______ _______ _______
The Melt
In your mouth
Not in your hand
And I eat
Them every chance
That I have
Cause M&M's are the best candy
Up on that shelf
They Melt
_______ _______ _______
They Melt
In your mouth
Not in your hand
And I eat
Them every chance
That I have
Cause M&M's are the coolest thing
Up on that shelf
The Melt
_______ _______ _______
(I just can't stop)
I can't help but eat "em everyday
They Melt
(I just can't help)
They Melt
My belly was achin'
In a bad Moo-ood
Thinkin' " bout last night
Went through a whole bag
But it was Goo-ood
Lil candies I could eat
Till the day is through
Pull another one from the shelf
And rip that bag in two
_______ _______ _______
The Melt
In your mouth
Not in your hand
And I eat
Them every chance
That I have
If I had to go
All through my life
With these and nothing else
They Melt
_______ _______ _______
When I sit in traffic
There's many times I feel like
I'm losin' my mind
I stopped for gas this mornin'
I didn't buy one bag
I bought five
The longer I sit
The more candy I eat
It's not the way that they feel
It's the way that the taste
_______ _______ _______
The Melt
In your mouth
Not in your hand
And I eat
Them every chance
That I have
Cause M&M's are the best candy
Up on that shelf
They Melt
_______ _______ _______
They Melt
In your mouth
Not in your hand
And I eat
Them every chance
That I have
Cause M&M's are the coolest thing
Up on that shelf
The Melt
_______ _______ _______
(I just can't stop)
I can't help but eat "em everyday
They Melt
(I just can't help)
They Melt
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