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Song Parodies -> "Bless The Broken Road (Homo Remix)"

Original Song Title:

"Bless The Broken Road"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Rascal Flatts

Parody Song Title:

"Bless The Broken Road (Homo Remix)"

Parody Written by:

We Sit By Coach

The Lyrics

Rascal Flatts are still a good group but we just couldn't resist.
I set out on a journey to see if I were gay
Hoping men wouldn't arouse me more once day
But I got lost a time or two
I started calling him my boo
I couldn't see how every sign pointed straight to you

Every fantasy and dream led me to where you are
Other men who broke my heart ended up with bite mark scars
Pointing me on my way down to your private parts
This much I know is true
That God blessed the broken road
That led me straight to you

I think about the queers I did just passing through
I'd like to have the time I lost and put it back in you
But you just smile and bend over
You've been there you understand
It's all part of panda's plan that is coming true

Every fantasy and dream led me to where you are
Other men who broke my heart ended up with bite mark scars
Pointing me on my way down to your private parts
This much I know is true
That God blessed the broken road
That led me straight to you

Now I'm just walking home
Into my lover's arms
This much I know is true
That I turned out straight
Because he had a sex change

That God blessed the broken road
That led me straight to you.

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Voting Results

 
Pacing: 3.1
How Funny: 3.5
Overall Rating: 3.5

Total Votes: 10

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Lisa - July 22, 2005 - Report this comment
I think it is really bad!! I know you want to exercise your freedom of speech but your parody is just another example of what is wrong with the world today. Someone writes a beautiful song and you have to make fun of it and turn it into garbage. I am not sure why you would pick such a nice song to make fun of when there are plenty of really bad songs out there that could use a change!
Leprechaun - December 08, 2007 - Report this comment
I liked it. Pacing was way off, but good concept. No, I'm not gay, no, I'm not a guy...but still, nice....

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