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Song Parodies -> "Riding on Yoshi"

Original Song Title:

"Life is a Highway"

Original Performer:

Rascal Flatts

Parody Song Title:

"Riding on Yoshi"

Parody Written by:

Bluetooth

The Lyrics

This song covers a general view of Yoshi in the most popular Mario/Yoshi games. (Mainly the ones that Mario/Baby Mario rides on Yoshi) Each stanza other than the chorus ones shifts to a different Yoshi game until the very last few.
(Yoshi Sound Effects)
He’s like a garden gnome on the lawn
He’s there's one second, the next he’s gone
Sometimes you fall, sometimes you crawl
Sometimes you’re hit by Chuck’s stray football
He can’t enter through the fortress door
He’d help tons through that corridor
A Cape or Blue one lets you soar
And yellow stomps foes into the floor
He won't hesitate
To swallow that thing you hate
And he just does not gain weight.

[Chorus:]
Riding on Yoshi
I can’t believe his tongue’s that long
If you get in his way
You’re gonna see his tongue’s that long

Can change into a Mole-tank and ski
While rushing to rescue Luigi
Can swallow now like he swallowed then
Eggs he can throw, the countdown’s from ten.
From Burt the Bashful to Raphael
They’re made gigantic with Kamek’s spell

Take a Yoshi out, one takes it spot
Escape the Toadies
And don’t get caught
Each one has different taste
They won’t let food go to waste
White Shy Guy gonna liberate
Just make sure it survives

Riding on Yoshi
I can’t believe his tongue’s that long
If you get in his way
You’re gonna see his tongue’s that long

Melon peach grape durian yeah

Riding on Yoshi
I can’t believe his tongue’s that long
If you get in his way
You’re gonna see that his tongue’s that long

There were some different things in the next game (things in the next game)
Vines, magnets, and parasols
Kid Bowser rides while spitting flame

Ooooo...Yeah!

Only Delfino ones can’t swim
Obeys the rider’s every whim
They don’t get fear when the foe gets big
They don’t see the need to

Riding on Yoshi
I can’t believe his tongue’s that long
If you go the wrong way
You’ll see his tongue is just plain long
Riding on Yoshi

Riding on Yoshi
I can’t believe his tongue’s that long
If you get in his way
You’re gonna see that his tongue’s that long

Riding on Yoshi
I can’t believe his tongue’s that long
If you go the wrong way.
You’ll see his tongue is just plain long

Cherry berry grape pepper yeah

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Andrew D. Lacroix - September 10, 2008 - Report this comment
I would say Yoshi is my all-time favorite Mario character... Luigi a close second, 555 apples and 555 lives for your next Mario quest/ parody.
The Nerd - September 10, 2008 - Report this comment
Love this parody! Yoshi rules!
Dave - February 23, 2009 - Report this comment
the did not make any sence!!!

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