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Song Parodies -> "I'm Not F-A-T"

Original Song Title:

"It's Not Just Me"

Original Performer:

Rascal Flatts

Parody Song Title:

"I'm Not F-A-T"

Parody Written by:

Mike Hickman

The Lyrics

Why have I been eatin' crazy
And why does it take all my time
I'll get so big I'll end up cryin'
Late at night.

I eat these things that are so fatty
The cookies, chips, and lots of meat
I do not like the taste of low fat
Tasteless treats....I love to eat..

So tell me that I am not large
And that the food is not in charge
I'm so big that you would not believe
I'm a really funny sight to see
Tell me I'm not F-A-T.

You spend all day makin' jokes at me
But I just turn and walk away
I'm not ashamed that all of my meals
Last all day...I love Milky Way.

Hold me now and try to
Wrap your arms around my body
Around Me. Around me. 'Round me. My body.

So are you intimidated by me
Just 'cause my body is yours times three
Even though I'm big you're really small
And you aren't even real tall at all
So why don't you get off of me.

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Total Votes: 1

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RascalFlattsFan - October 13, 2005 - Report this comment
Making fun of my favorite Rascal Flatts songs. Me no likey!!! You guys stinky.
rf fan - May 28, 2006 - Report this comment
That was pretty d-u-m-b Hick...I mean Hickman...

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