{Hudson}: It's not Party Time! No! Oh No!
{Background Singers}: Kill the Piñatas!
{Fergy}: Kill the, Kill the Pinatyaddayaddas!
{Singer}:There's a place where nothing's sweet-a, stomp on the candiosity meter!,
Just kill the candy filled creatures!
{Backround Singers}: They're not animals!
{Singer}: All Piñatas hate to dance, they hear the music, stop to prance! They literally have ants in their pants!

{Voice, not singing}: Get away from volcano-ridden Piñata Island.
In its one grey garden, all manner of piñatas crawl, scream, and mumble,
That never, will they be chosen to entertain at a party, as only piñatas can't.
Well, few piñatas that is.
{Fergy}: YAY!!! The cannoñata!!!

{Singing resumes}: Shake it shake it shake it like a dead animal
Break it break it break it like a dead animal
Shake it shake it shake it like a dead animal
{Hudson}: Break it break it break it break it break it break it {like Beavis & Butt-Head when they find an overhead projector}!!!!

Hate to bop and hate to bounce,
But it's what's inside that doesn't count,
Yucky vegetables in small amounts.
{Background singers}: They're not animals!
So grab a bowling ball roll a strike
It's what those pesky piñatas like
Go to a crappy party on your bike!!!
Kill the Piñatas!!!