A company based in Seattle
Was in an Austin Powers film
Now they have gone down hill
To tell the truth pretty much like him

They serve drip brewed coffee
The kind you pay too much for, yes
You probably want to go with a latte
But what you really want is this

Mocha, Mocha

They used to open a store daily
There are eight hundred in Japan
A thousand more in Canada
They sell items like little mugs

Oh, don’t get me started, please
With the third world stores, geez
Where people line up for a measly
Little foam cup of frappuccino

Mocha, Mocha

They partnered with the mighty Apple
And even then the MSNBC troupe
Now announcements have been made
To the impatient shareholder group

Mocha, Mocha

Their labor relations, not exemplary
They kind of suck with the environment
The stores are being closed
Maybe it was greed, all their fault

Mocha, Mocha
My coffee sucks