I just want batteries for me.
C'mon man, I don't need sony.
My Sony stereo doing all right now.
You weird store clerks are frightening me out.
I'll just get me a SONY TV.

Oy. I'm buying SONY.
Oy. Isn't that SONY.
They own most of everything,
>From cars to CD's.
Oy. I want my SONY.

My type of SONY's a television.
Man, it's brightened up my room and,
Floppy disks that are double sided.
SONY's special cleaning mechanism.
Now get me one of those, and one of them.
I'ma install a DVD and then.

Oy. I'm buying SONY.
Oy. Isn't that SONY.
They own most of everything,
>From cars to CD's.
Oy. I want my SONY.
Oy. I'm buying SONY.
Oy. Isn't that SONY.
They own most of everything,
>From cars to CD's.
Oy. I want my SONY.

-Guitar-

Oy. I own some SONY.
Oy. You want some SONY?
I've got stereos, disks, and systems.
Oy. Just plug on in and take a listen.

OY!