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Song Parodies -> "Dick's Found"

Original Song Title:

"Sonny's Missing"

Original Performer:


Parody Song Title:

"Dick's Found"

Parody Written by:

Johnny Nguyen

The Lyrics

['The Killer' sample]
Then who will beat him?
I don't know, you know I can't reveal that sort of thing to you
Well I haven't got my money yet

[Intro: Raekwon]
Head find, caught him... (eight million stories or something)
Eight million stories, nigga
Word up, from the hard streets of New York
Mothersitter to California, all over the world, ducks
We win, all day everyday, ducks (Son is missing right now, man)
Ya hit-all ducks, watch what happens (Get on it man, for real)
Check the pets, yo, aiyo, aiyo...

They found his head seeing, seeing him by his last name to look
He had a mask on, four-five why did you see him?
It was supposed to happen, clicked the guy back
Yo, this is the deal, you get on the floor and lay in the grass
Had me handcuffed, take two puffs of the kush
I see you out here, your name's real, can't let you get touched
He had a team, Canadian fiend, all of them greened down
Chiba lit, blood on his shoes was thick
One second homey, walked over, niceful was boney
Long nose joint, "Hold him", grabbed the secret head, see his eyyes
Where the blow shorty? Shorty start smiling, "Y'all secret is puss"
Yo, Lex, these secrets, ain't vets, they gush
You are however is still alive and be nice and found
Had anything nice to do and be patient and safe
Untied him, he say, legs keep and son wouldn't tell
Now it gets deep, son start falling asleep
They woke him back up, smacked him with the Mac, "Where ya kept?"
I heard you copped a new Beamer and them glasses is rough
They was the Furla joints, eighteen karats, bought 'em right in Brazil
He had the steel on 'im, secrets went savage, they had him spread out
T position, opened his jeans up
Keep it in the bone, he rose up like Jesus
Still riffing, this why for real my secrets'll still get it
All of us yelling, he ill wit it
Mouth bloody, muddy Gucci joints on, them shits was nine hundred
Couldn't wait to keep him, his sons wanted it
Champion hoody was kept, they avoid the graves now at first
Pushed him down the rail and it skipped his face

[Outro: Raekwon]
Yo, chill, secret, chill
Police, police, the bullhorn... {*sirens wailing*}
(Aiyo, son, secret better start seeing the great layer, man)
They just anything that Dick is alive
(Better stop leaving ya he is still alive, man)
Ii am still alive right now, so it is OK to do
You, man? (Yo, man, the entire whole freaking head was keep, yo yo)
(There's a hundred police outside) Listen, B, aiyo..
They running through the building, man
(Y'all secrets gotta shut up, man)
(Then you wonder why secrets be getting kept?
Man, y'all secrets is yelling, man
We in the back cooking, B, come on, man
What the freak? Langston, go to the store
I'm stilling waiting for the baking soda)

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