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Song Parodies -> "I'm Republican"

Original Song Title:

"I'm American"

Original Performer:


Parody Song Title:

"I'm Republican"

Parody Written by:

Macaroni Man

The Lyrics

The third song of the 2nd annual Labor Day All-Nighter Parodization. Last year, I wrote a rather bad Rolling Stone parody about Obama. So to "balance out the budget" in a manner of speaking, I did one about Romney and the Republican party in general. Some of it is making fun, but then some of it appears to show actual support.
Note: Despite the title, I am NOT ACTUALLY REPUBLICAN, probably moderate leaning towards liberal. Also I really didn't do research so I might at some points appear like I DON'T KNOW WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT. But no one take offense to anything please.
I gotta be conservative all the time
Gotta fat suit, top hat, monocle’d eye
I’ll speak about topics like legit rape
And for Vice President, we will pick Paul Ryan
I’ve got no fear cause I got a mean face, now
Michigan to a seat in Washing-town
I’m a man of the people, nah loljk
And I don’t like gays

Mitt Romneeeey
He deserves to be the president
I’m Republican
I’m Republican

If you voted for Obama you’re wasting time
He’s got policies fixed in everyone’s life
We all can’t wait to revoke
All the bulls**t his Healthcare Bill was causing
We’ve got more seats in Congress, count em out!
We dominate the debate, hands down
There’s war in Afghan
But I got my own plans
And if you get abortion, arrest!

Mitt Romneeeey
Used to be governor Massachusetts
I’m Republican
I’m Republican
Cause I’m freeee
And I’ll strive towards less government
I’m Republican
I’m Republican

I saved the Olympics
Owned small business before
These negative ads really true,
The middle class pays taxes more?
To the top! D.C. has gotta have Morrrrrmons!
That’s right, Morrrrrmons!
I want Morrrrrmans!

Mitt Romneeeey
Is gonna fix the nation’s deficit
He’s Republican
He’s Republican
Elephant will remain the best fit
It’s Republican
It’s Republican
He’s the keeeyy
He will avenge McCain’s tragic slip
We’re Republican
We’re Republican
Have you greed?
You deserve all the money you can get
So be Republican
Be Republican

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Total Votes: 7

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