-> "I'm Republican"
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I gotta be conservative all the time
Gotta fat suit, top hat, monocle’d eye
I’ll speak about topics like legit rape
And for Vice President, we will pick Paul Ryan
I’ve got no fear cause I got a mean face, now
Michigan to a seat in Washing-town
I’m a man of the people, nah loljk
And I don’t like gays
He deserves to be the president
If you voted for Obama you’re wasting time
He’s got policies fixed in everyone’s life
We all can’t wait to revoke
All the bulls**t his Healthcare Bill was causing
We’ve got more seats in Congress, count em out!
We dominate the debate, hands down
There’s war in Afghan
But I got my own plans
And if you get abortion, arrest!
Used to be governor Massachusetts
Cause I’m freeee
And I’ll strive towards less government
I saved the Olympics
Owned small business before
These negative ads really true,
The middle class pays taxes more?
To the top! D.C. has gotta have Morrrrrmons!
That’s right, Morrrrrmons!
I want Morrrrrmans!
Is gonna fix the nation’s deficit
Elephant will remain the best fit
He’s the keeeyy
He will avenge McCain’s tragic slip
Have you greed?
You deserve all the money you can get
So be Republican
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