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Song Parodies -> "I Might Like You Better if Your Name Was Heather"

Original Song Title:

"Never Say Never"

Original Performer:

Queens of the Stone Age

Parody Song Title:

"I Might Like You Better if Your Name Was Heather"

The Lyrics

I think to myself would chicks be leaner
If they had names like Patty or Tina
Hot lights make these ladies stink
Sunsuit girls are dressed in pink

Sunsuit girls are dressed in pink
But why should I bother to come inside
I'm masturbating cause of her guy

CHORUS
I might like you better if your name was Heather
I might like you better if your name was Heather
I might like you better if your name was Heather
But watch out guys if you're lady's name ain't Heather
Never say Heather

Walk into her house just to get some skin
Her man could give a fuck about the look on her face
As you walk in, randy as a goat
They're sleeping together but she'd be warm in your boat

CHORUS

There's no easy way to break a date
If you're a freak or you're scared or overweight
Old couple walks by like two rotten fish
You towel swipe the old fart, swish

CHORUS

Never say Heather
Never say Heather
Never say Heather
Never say Heather, Heather, Heather

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Slave to the Wave - April 15, 2008 - Report this comment
Romeo Void wrote and originally recorded "Never Say Never". QSA was doing a cover.
SlaveToCowboyDave - April 15, 2008 - Report this comment
This is well . . . but it has merit, Sir!
ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ - September 18, 2012 - Report this comment
CURTAINS CLOSE walks up to the mic feedback sfx MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM taps mic This thing on? whered everybody go mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm guess whos back back again Michael's back taps mic tell some men rub my back rub my back rub my back wait helo? mmmmmmmmmmmmmm good night

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