Song Parodies -> I Might Like You Better if Your Name Was Heather
| Original Song Title: | "Never Say Never" |
| Original Performer: | Queens of the Stone Age |
| Parody Song Title: | "I Might Like You Better if Your Name Was Heather" |
| Parody Written by: | Joey Lawrence (no, not the actor) |
I think to myself would chicks be leaner
If they had names like Patty or Tina
Hot lights make these ladies stink
Sunsuit girls are dressed in pink
Sunsuit girls are dressed in pink
But why should I bother to come inside
I'm masturbating cause of her guy
CHORUS
I might like you better if your name was Heather
I might like you better if your name was Heather
I might like you better if your name was Heather
But watch out guys if you're lady's name ain't Heather
Never say Heather
Walk into her house just to get some skin
Her man could give a fuck about the look on her face
As you walk in, randy as a goat
They're sleeping together but she'd be warm in your boat
CHORUS
There's no easy way to break a date
If you're a freak or you're scared or overweight
Old couple walks by like two rotten fish
You towel swipe the old fart, swish
CHORUS
Never say Heather
Never say Heather
Never say Heather
Never say Heather, Heather, Heather
If they had names like Patty or Tina
Hot lights make these ladies stink
Sunsuit girls are dressed in pink
Sunsuit girls are dressed in pink
But why should I bother to come inside
I'm masturbating cause of her guy
CHORUS
I might like you better if your name was Heather
I might like you better if your name was Heather
I might like you better if your name was Heather
But watch out guys if you're lady's name ain't Heather
Never say Heather
Walk into her house just to get some skin
Her man could give a fuck about the look on her face
As you walk in, randy as a goat
They're sleeping together but she'd be warm in your boat
CHORUS
There's no easy way to break a date
If you're a freak or you're scared or overweight
Old couple walks by like two rotten fish
You towel swipe the old fart, swish
CHORUS
Never say Heather
Never say Heather
Never say Heather
Never say Heather, Heather, Heather
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Romeo Void wrote and originally recorded "Never Say Never". QSA was doing a cover.
This is well . . . but it has merit, Sir!
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