Bring on that pecan pie
Pour some sugar on it
Baby don't be shy

Bring me some donuts
Chocolate cake would be dandy
I would share it with you
Because I’m John Candy

1 offer big love
With no apology
How can i deny the world
The most of me

I am not afraid
To throw my weight around
Pound by pound by pound
Because i'm
Big, fat, and comical.
And my comic styles are
So incomparable


No one wants a meal
That only offers the least
When I’m in the building
I’ll eat the whole darn feast.

Slice off a piece
Of that hog head cheese
Then take a look at my
Great lot of comedies.

Now, if you’re looking
For something fluffy and light
I’m the man with a
king sized... Appetite

I'll use a pinch of sugar
And a dash of spice
I'll let ya lick the spoon
Because it tastes so nice

I'll keep it in my oven
'Til it's good and hot
Keep on stirring til it hits the spot
Because i'm...

Big, fat, and comical
And you should watch my movies
They’re hysterical
Why settle for Tom Hanks
or his movies
When baby
You can watch me on SCTV!

They say that
Fat is bad
And you’ll die from it
Well that's just bull

Cause guys big is back
And as for me
It's made me successful!

All shapes and sizes
Follow me
Who wants a twig like Johnny Depp
When you can have that big old tub of love that’s’ me.