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Song Parodies -> "Don't Ya"

Original Song Title:

"Dont Cha"

Parody Song Title:

"Don't Ya"

Parody Written by:

Pastry Cake Rolls feat Busta Gutz

The Lyrics

This is for all the fat people not mentioned in many songs.
[Busta Gutz]
Oh Cake (Mmmm)
Geahh (Mmmm)
Doh! we about to get a lil hungry & starvin' in da kitchen (Mmm fatty)
Lunch Aides let's cook (Ahhh)
Fatties let's cook (drools)
Red meat on tha wall ham juice blue bowl gives you a lot of constipation...sittin' (flushes)

[Busta Gutz]
PastryCake Rolls
My chicken wings are hot
Anytime I don't care if they are breaded or not
Can't wait to hear tha whistle of the dinnertime cookin'
Fowl on tha table, stickin my fork in (lets eat)
Slow roastin birdie, Butterball stylin turkey
White meat keeps ya slim, with gravey on it (Mm yummy)
Bisciuts through desserts, ya'll contain fat
Pass me tha platter
Go'in for seconds, I'll be right back!


[PastryCake Rolls]
I know your hungry (I know your hungry)
I know you are (I know you are)
Thats when you an commin runnin right to the food bar
And I know your starvin (I know your starvin)
Can hear it in you (can hear it in you)
And when your stuffin' your face, ya bettah close your mouth when you chew


[Chorus]
Don't ya wish your stomach was round like me
Don't ya wish your stomach was as fat like me
Don't ya don't ya
Don't ya wish your stomach was hugh like me
Don't ya wish your stomach blooted up like me
Don't ya don't ya

Don't Fight the craving (don't fight the craving)
Just pick up the phone (pick up the phone)
Order off the menu Get a pizza delivered right to your home
Eat-in front of-thaTV (front of the TV)
Cause you just don't care (cuz ya don't care)
Gee I see beer
A one man party dressed up in underwear
Mmmmmmm

[Chorus]
Don't ya wish your stomach was round like me
Don't ya wish your stomach was as fat like me
Don't ya don't ya fatty
Don't ya allnight wings!
Don't ya wish your stomach was hugh like me
Don't ya wish your stomach blooted up like me (lets eat)
Don't ya

[Busta Gutz]
Parh-tay Ya makin' my face turn brown (Mmm don't ya)
Fat free freaks don't like to nuke it just cookin, lettuce ohh
If its a food and I can chew it
Overweight man empty fridge cause I go through it
It's the fat all in me, eatin more than you
Its silly and a joke that my ass ain't no slimmer
Cookin all day like its the last supper
But these jeans don't fit, oh hell lets go Sizzler
All you can eat so eat what you want to
Chineese buffet
Whats the world commin to
Don't use the oven, use the mike to save time
Cookin all day gottah crack my neck
Use the right season or get a multi-pak oh Mrs. Dash
Lookin like I'm pregnant rushin to the ER deliverin' fast
Diets and smokin, quitin is somethin' ruff
But with sugars and carbs, can't resist da stuff
Why eat alone, can I eat with you?
Lets get together and Bar-bee-que

[PastryCake Rolls]
I know cheese binds you (I know cheese binds you)
Head right to the can (head to the can)
Its them bowel smells loomin around you,
Think ya ate too much ham
Empty your courage (empty your courage)
Flush out your glee (flush out your glee)
Diet once, in your life but don't die at fat free

[Chorus]
Don't ya wish your stomach was round like me
Don't ya wish your stomach was as fat like me
Don't ya don't ya Fatty
Don't ya allnight wings!
Don't ya wish your stomach was hugh like me {hugh}
Don't ya wish your stomach blooted up like me (lets eat)
Don't ya
Copyright via self postage to myself on Aug 20th, 2005. Looking for funds and support to help in the creation of the music video and voice talent.

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Lon Brown - August 25, 2005 - Report this comment
great idea (especially liked "Busta Gutz")! I knew there had to be aparody for this song somewhere! check out my songs on this site and let me know what you think ("It's My Wife"--Bon Jovi, "Back Hair"--BBMack,"I Gotta Go Pee"--NSYNC, "The Only One That Makes My Butt Explode"--Green Day, and "(MY Girlfreind Was ) A Guy"--Howie Day). You might also like my website at Smashigrumpkin.com for other songs and sound bytes. Peace Out!
Bill Seward - August 28, 2005 - Report this comment
I did not vote on this since this is my creation. I forgot to leave an email for any inquiries. I have a dozen people already committed to this project. Doub't it will make MTV but its good none-the-less. email to billizfun2@yahoo.com.
immafalloutboyfreak - September 24, 2005 - Report this comment
u need 2 make it an actually song so people can LISTEN 2 it!!!!

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