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Song Parodies -> "Don't Cha (wish your Boyfriend was fat like me)"

Original Song Title:

"Don't Cha"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Pussy Cat Dolls

Parody Song Title:

"Don't Cha (wish your Boyfriend was fat like me)"

Parody Written by:

Silly Nelson Duncan

The Lyrics

Pizza
Tacos
Burgers
See my Belly?
Lets eat
Baby ooooh
I know I'm heavy (I know I'm heavy)
I'm as big as two of you (I'm as big as two of you)
That's why whenever I come around
You make sounds like, "moo" (You make sounds like, "moo")
Your boyfriend is skinny (Your boyfriend is skinny)
He could hide behind a small tree (He could hide behind a small tree)
And in the back of your mind
You know you want to suffocate under me (babe)


Don't cha wish your Boyfriend was FAT like me?
Don't cha wish your Boyfriend had love-handles like me?
Don't cha
Don't cha
Don't cha wish your Boyfriend had two chins like me?
Don't cha wish your Boyfriend had lard like me?
Don't cha
Don't cha

Feed the thin guy (feed the thin guy)
or leave him alone (leave him alone)
Cause if I ever come over
I'll eat you out of House and home (House and home)
Let's feed my belly (let's feed my belly)
I wanna eat there (I wanna eat there)
See I don't care what we eat
But I know I ain't gonna wanna share

Don't cha wish your Boyfriend was FAT like me?
Don't cha wish your Boyfriend had love handles like me?
Don't cha
Don't cha
Don't cha wish your Boyfriend had two chins like me?
Don't cha wish your Boyfriend had lard like me?
Don't cha
Don't cha

I know I weigh a ton
I know I have big buns
I got folds
I'm fat
And I'm fine
I ain't dieting
Look at my behind
You ain't blind (you ain't blind)
I know I weigh a ton
I know I have big buns
I got folds
I'm fat
And I'm fine
I ain't dieting
Look at my behind
You ain't blind

I know he's hungry (I know he's hungry)
I can't understand (I can't understand)
He is not as crazy about food
You might as well feed him a dog food can
Maybe next mealtime (maybe next mealtime)
Possibly (possibly)
Until then I'll eat enough food for you and me

Don't cha wish your Boyfriend was FAT like me?
Don't cha wish your Boyfriend had love handles like me?
Don't cha
Don't cha
Don't cha wish your Boyfriend had two chins like me?
Don't cha wish your Boyfriend had lard like me?
Don't cha
Don't cha

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Michelle - April 23, 2006 - Report this comment
was up
vc222 - September 28, 2006 - Report this comment
cool its funny
J-Dog 007 - January 25, 2007 - Report this comment
HA! HA! HA! lol Funny!!!!
MoreDonuts - May 05, 2009 - Report this comment
Yeah, I do.

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