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Song Parodies -> "Don't Cha (Gay Remix)"

Original Song Title:

"Don't Cha"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Pussycat Dolls

Parody Song Title:

"Don't Cha (Gay Remix)"

Parody Written by:

Sheogorath

The Lyrics

I only really changed a few words of the original, but anything to pay Cee Lp Green out for being such a homophobic twerp!
OK (ahh)
Yeah (ahh)
Oh, we about to get it just a lil hot and sweaty in this mu'fucka (oh,
baby)
Laddies let's go (uhh)
Soldiers let's go (guys)
Let me talk to y'all and just you know
Give you a little situation... listen (fellas)
[Buster Rhymes]
Puddytat Guys
Ya see this shit get hot
Everytime I come through when I step up in the spot (are you ready)
Make the place sizzle like a summertime cookout
Prowl for the best dick
Yes I'm on the lookout (let's dance)
Slow banging shorty like a belly dancer with it
Smell good, handsome skin, so gangsta with it (oh, baby)
No tricks only a watch under my sleeve
Gimme the number
But make sure you call before you leave
[Puddytat Guys]
I know you like me (I know you like me)
I know you do (I know you do)
That's why whenever I come around
He's all over you (he's all over you)
I know you want it (I know you want it)
It's easy to see (it's easy to see)
And in the back of your mind I know you should be on with me (babe)
[Chorus:]
Don't cha wish your boyfriend was hot like me?
Don't cha wish your boyfriend was a freak like me?
Don't cha?
Don't cha?
Don't cha wish your boyfriend was raw like me?
Don't cha wish your boyfriend was fun like me?
Don't cha?
Don't cha?
Fight the feeling (fight the feeling)
Leave it alone (leave it alone)
'Cause if it ain't love
It just ain't enough to leave my happy home (my happy home)
Let's keep it friendly (let's keep it friendly)
You have to play fair (you have to play fair)
See I don't care
But I know he ain't gonna wanna share
[Chorus:]
Don't cha wish your boyfriend was hot like me?
Don't cha wish your boyfriend was a freak like me?
Don't cha?
Don't cha?
Don't cha wish your boyfriend was raw like me?
Don't cha wish your boyfriend was fun like me?
Don't cha?
Don't cha?
[Busta Rhymes]
OK, I see how it's goin' down (ahh, don't cha)
Seems like shorty wanna little menage pop off or something (let's go)
Well let me get straight to it
Every dude wan watch a wigga when I come through it
It's the god almighty, looking all brand new
If shorty wanna jump in my ass then vanquish
Looking at me all like she really wanna do it
Tryna put it on me till my balls black an blueish
Ya wanna play wit ah playa boy then play on
Strip out the CK
And leave the boxer briefs on
Watch me and I'mma watch you at the same time
Looking at ya wan break my back
You're the very reason why I keep a pack ah the Magnum
An wit the wagon hit chu in the back of tha magnum
For the record, don't think it was something you did
Shorty all on me cause it's hard to resist the kid
I got a idea that's dope for y'all
As y'all could get so I could hit the both of y'all
[Puddytat Guys]
I know he loves you (I know he loves you)
I understand (I understand)
I'd probably be just as crazy about you
If you were my own man
Maybe next lifetime (maybe next lifetime)
Possibly (possibly)
Until then old friend
Your secret is safe with me
[Chorus:]
Don't cha wish your boyfriend was hot like me?
Don't cha wish your boyfriend was a freak like me?
Don't cha?
Don't cha?
Don't cha wish your boyfriend was raw like me?
Don't cha wish your boyfriend was fun like me?
Don't cha?
Don't cha?
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