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Song Parodies -> "When I Get Drunk"

Original Song Title:

"When I Grow Up"

Original Performer:

Pussycat Dolls

Parody Song Title:

"When I Get Drunk"

Parody Written by:

Flash Flood

The Lyrics

For me,it was this one time(well,three) at my class's final year excursion.But for celebrity boozeaholics(namely Charlie Sheen and Tara Reid,among many) it's a way of life.
Flash Flood feat. Charlie Sheen & Tara Reid:"When I get drunk"

People call you a drunk
Cuz you drank that junk
What they say
Do they know?
One time fling
It's that stupid fling

(Listen ya'll)

[Flash Flood:]
Now I got a confession
(Ha, ha, ha, ha,)
Guess I wanted attention
(Ha, ha, ha, ha)
I always tought booze was for hobos
And loons
(Ha, ha, ha, ha)
But now I'm labeled
As a drunken fool too
(Ha, ha, ha, ha)

This was a huge mistake
My sanity was at stake
Damn you Jackie D.!
What the Hell did ya do to me?!
It was
Plain horrible
I was shameless
Wish I had remained
Nameless
Cause see
When I start drinking
It goes like this...

When I get drunk
I get lewd
I get crass
I'm all psycho
When I get drunk
I start quotin'
Nine Inch Nails
I'm all hopeless
When I get drunk
I can be mean
People know me
They get restless
When I get drunk
Batsh*t insane
Booze in my brain
Resistance is useless

But be careful what you're drinking
Cuz you might get hammered
Cuz you might get hammered
Cuz you might get hammered(2x)
Yeahh,

[Charlie Sheen:]
They used to tell me
Stop drinking
(La,la,la,la)
You have a super show
On the TV
(La,la,la,la)
Don't screw it up,or you'll be
Cleaning the city
(La,la,la,la)
Who knew they were right all this time?
It made me commit a few crimes
(Ha,ha,ha,ha)

But I ain't complaining
Cuz I keep on drinking
Hookers and booze
How can I possibly lose?
Sure it makes me insane
But that
Doesn't matter
You know my name
Cause see
When I start drinking
I go like this...

When I get drunk
I get stupid
I get reckless
I become useless
When I get drunk
I see shining stars
Wreck my cars
I'm a complete retard
When I get drunk
I'm on TV
People know me
I'm with Lindsay
When I get drunk
Hit my wife
Get my knife
I'm totally obscene

But be careful what you're drinking
Cuz you might get hammered
Cuz you might get hammered
Cuz you might get hammered(2x)

[Tara Reid:]
Get me a martini
Don't say:"Don't let her!"
Yes,it's true
Cause what I do
No one can do it better
You can talk about me
I don't care
If I fall on my derriere
I keep on
Drinkin' that,drinkin' this
It's what I want,what I want

Uhhhhhhh...

When I get drunk
(I get a little tipsy,I get a little stupid)

[All three:]
Get it?
When we get drunk
We get lame
We're insane
We become cretins
When we get drunk
We are badass
We are crass
We become morons
When we get drunk
Sanity
Sobriety
They are useless
When we get drunk
What a scene
We're not clean
We're complete buttheads

But be careful what you're drinking
Cuz you might get hammered
Cuz you might get hammered
Cuz you might get hammered(2x)

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Phil N - April 12, 2010 - Report this comment
Everybody needs some booze sometime
Flash Flood - April 15, 2010 - Report this comment
O.K. I'll give you that

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