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Song Parodies -> "Subway, I Guess I'll Stick With You"

Original Song Title:


Original Performer:

Pussycat Dolls

Parody Song Title:

"Subway, I Guess I'll Stick With You"

Parody Written by:

Mike D'Antonio

The Lyrics

Haha, I work here. Just some random thoughts that just came to me while hearing this song...
I don't wanna make another sub
So I'm telling you exactly what is on my mind
Seems like everybody's coming up
Ordering twelve footlongs
But I know you are a customer here
That's why I say, hey...

Mister, What do you want on your sandwich?
Sorry, ours doesn't have spinach
Fine, if you want to tell my boss, sir
MUST agree with you

Would you like some extra lettuce
Maybe that will fill your fetish
This'll be a hard one to cut, close, and wrap
Must use extra bags

I don't wanna go another day
Asking people if they want their chicken breast toasted
See the giant line and though
I would like to throw
Everybody out the door

But I can't because this job's the only one for me
And I say...

Does anybody want a better
Sandwich than Subway forever
Right across the mall, there is Charley's
Please go there instead

But Jared knows how to bring in
The crowd, saying ours are winnin'
in healthyness but get a certain footlong sub
Thirty grams of fat

And now
Is there something else you could need?
I'm thinking that I missed your extra cheese

Sometimes feel
I'll be making subs endlessly
I'll get you
Mister, your coffee, Oh

So don't you worry about
The pickles lettuce and hal--
The halapenos now

I know you and I know you
order the same thing

And don't you worry about
Know you can't go without
Wheat day in and day out

Takes practice, I'm not fastest
And that's, that's why I say, hey...

I better start to just get better
If I want this job forever
But if I happened to get fired
I won't even care

Cause it's hard to work fast during
Lunch hours, so fast occurring
Why do people always come in half past eight
I'mma clobber you

Come on, I'll make this sub much better
I'll give friends some extra cheddar
Even though we're sure not allowed to
I'll take extra food

If you want a big bread sandwich
Then come to Subway to finish
After you've actually had a decent meal
At some other place

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