I know they like you (I know they like you)
I know they do (I know they do)
That's why whenever I come around they're surrounding you
I know I hate you (I know I hate you)
It's easy to see (It's easy to see)
And in the back of my mind I know your thoughts are "me me me"

Don't cha wish you could actually sing like me
Don't cha wish you could actually dance like me
Don't cha, don't cha
Don't cha wish you had years of experience like me
Don't cha wish you took voice lessons like me
Don't cha, don't cha

Fought the feeling (Fought the feeling)
Left it alone (Left it alone)
'Cause it's so stupid I'd like to run away from my happy home
First kept it friendly (First kept it friendly)
I tried to play fair (I tried to play fair)
It didn't work and no one's listening to you, not even the chair

Don't cha wish you could actually sing like me
Don't cha wish you could actually dance like me
Don't cha, don't cha (All right, stop)
Don't cha wish you had years of experience like me
Don't cha wish you took voice lessons like me
Don't cha, don't cha

I know there's something wrong
I really hate that song
Cut it out, cut it out, cut it out
End the song
Look at me just shut up
I know there's something wrong
I really hate that song
Cut it out, cut it out, cut it out
End the song
Look at me just shut up

See I know they love you (I know they love you)
But I don't understand (Don't understand)
And I wouldn't be half as crazy about you if I were them
Maybe in 15 minutes (in 15 minutes)
Your star will fade (your star will fade)
And I'll be the hottest new thing and on the cover of Parade

Don't cha wish you could actually sing like me
Don't cha wish you could actually dance like me
Don't cha, don't cha (All right stop)
Don't cha wish you had years of experience like me
Don't cha wish you took voice lessons like me
Don't cha, don't cha
(Repeat until fade)