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Song Parodies -> "Totally Addicted To Coke"

Original Song Title:

"Totally Addicted To Bass"

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Parody Song Title:

"Totally Addicted To Coke"

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The Lyrics

Hiii, I luvvv Coke sooo much =P so I decided to write a song about it! hope u lyk it!! Luv MegZy xoxo
I got two Litres of coke up in my room,
I'm laughing for no reason again,
It was two Litres before, now I've drank to much,
There's nothing I can do, it's addictive I say!,
Back to the shops again,
There's everything in a bottle of coke,
They too, know what I want,
They too, want that Two Litres of coke,
Talking to my friends I feel so out of place,
My coke is all missing, I need more again,
I know you can tell by looking at my face,

A word about my drink,
I'm totally addicted to coke,
WoOo WoOo,

There's nothing I can do to stop drinking coke,
I can't sleep until I've drank some more,
It frustrates me if the machine keeps the coke,
I'm a thirsty person from deep inside,
I feel like more coke this time,
I don't wanna go to prison and eat slime,
In my mind I must say no more drinking coke,
No I don't like Lemon and Lime!,

The cokes next to the lemonade it feels so alone,
Fanta against the box and I'm taking all the coke,
Surround by so many staring at my coke,
They aren't gonna get it
I'm totally addicted to coke,
WoOo WoOo,
Totally addicted to coke
WoOo WoOo,

Coke is half-price!,
WoOo WoOo,
Coke has got me feeling fine,
It's filling up my mind

When the sun come through my window, I look down on the street,
People I see everywhere are wanting coke from me,
Suddenly I realize I think something's wrong,
All the coke in my fridge is gone,
Down in the vegetable compartment below,
My mum hid some coke so it wasn't for show,
They too, know what I want,
They too, are addicted to coke,

Coke is running out one of my fears,
People are stealing it I pour out with tears,
I have been drinking coke for all of these years,
I want that coke, but everyone's addicted to coke
WoOo WoOo
Everyone's addicted to coke
WoOo WoOo

Coke is half-price!,
Coke has got me feeling fine,
It's filling up my mind (Repeat 3 Times)
WorldWide Teen Hangout. Made By Megan F. 4th October 2003!

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Know 1 can hear you dream - October 05, 2003 - Report this comment
I did a funny experiment once: I put some Coke in the bowl of one of these Aroma Candle thingies and left it where it was during a couple of hours. When I got back the fluid parts had vapourized and all that was left was... undescribable, but IŽll try anyway... "Black Tar Porridge". And it was so sticky (addictive?) that the darn thing could never be washed fully clean again. :-)
MegZy - October 09, 2003 - Report this comment
Oh well i don't evaporate my coke i juss drink it =P if u dont lyk it not my problem

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