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Song Parodies -> "My Toilet Won't Flush"

Original Song Title:

"My Body May Die"

Original Performer:

Pulp vs the Swingle Sisters

Parody Song Title:

"My Toilet Won't Flush"

Parody Written by:

Alex Zander

The Lyrics

I don't really think you know
How much i need the toilet
Maybe you think this is just
Another seek for attension.

Come out and wash your hands
'Cos You've been in there ages
Oh no, there's a big que
I've gotta go! yeah

My toilet wont flush
But my turd is still floating, insainly
My toilet wont flush
But my turd is still floating, insainly
My toilet wont flush...

You thought i was just sat there
I couldnt flush the chain
I start to panic
Im stuck
In this place

(My stomoch's rumbles
I can hear you mummble
I can hear you
It sounds disturbing)

You thought i was just sat there
I couldnt flush the chain
I start to panic
Im stuck
In this place

(You can't hide...)

(My stomoch's rumbles
I can hear you mummble
I can hear you
It sounds disturbing)

You thought i was just sat there
I couldnt flush the chain
I start to panic
Im stuck
In this place

(You can't hide...)

Doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo...

My toilet wont flush, But my turd is still floating, insainly
Ah hurry up please before i burst, believe me, believe me
My toilet wont flush, But my turd is still floating, insainly
Ah hurry up please before i burst, believe me, believe me
My toilet wont flush, But my turd is still floating, insainly
Ah hurry up please before i burst, believe me, believe me
My toilet wont flush, But my turd is still floating, insainly
Ah hurry up please before i burst, believe me, believe me

My toilet wont flush...

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Rebecca - February 04, 2005 - Report this comment
Good, if a little child-like in humour. But i enjoyed it - am muchly amused that it's the first site that comes up when searching for the original! Improve spelling, but otherwise, hooray!
Hopkirk - July 08, 2008 - Report this comment
Swingle SINGERS. Not Sisters. Some really, really tortuous grammar there, too.

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