Song Parodies -> He Dates Me
| Original Song Title: | "She Hates Me" |
| Original Performer: | Puddle Of Mudd |
| Parody Song Title: | "He Dates Me" |
| Parody Written by: | Anna aka Christy Boner |
So I was just at a concert and...
Met a Girl, was in a band
Found her glove, fell off her hand,
She liked boys, that was goood,
I didn't have a clue,
Laughed,she couldn't get a grip
Played with my mind, knew it didn't fit,
then I started to realize,
This bitch was a guy,
He f***ing dates me
no bust
he f***ing dates me
la, la, la guv
I'm disturbed
I looked down, and he had one,
So he's gay
He was a queen, held a flower
Acted like a git, for an hour
He had balls, this was bad
he was built
looked like my Dad, d'oh!
Trapped in a trick, he had a dick!
When I saw it I ran away quick
When I started to realize
This bitch was a guy
He f***ing dates me
no bust
he f***ing dates me
la, la, la guv
I'm disturbed
I looked down, and he had one,
So he's gay
That's my story, it's scary,
Learned my lesson, it was a he,
Now it's over, I'm sooo glad!
I bet sex with him would've been really bad,
He f***ing dates me
no bust
he f***ing dates me
la, la, la guv
I'm disturbed
I looked down, and he had one,
So he's gay
la la la la la la la la la guv,
No bust
la la la la la la la la la guv,
No bust
Never go out wih someone who has one,
(unless yo is gay)
Found her glove, fell off her hand,
She liked boys, that was goood,
I didn't have a clue,
Laughed,she couldn't get a grip
Played with my mind, knew it didn't fit,
then I started to realize,
This bitch was a guy,
He f***ing dates me
no bust
he f***ing dates me
la, la, la guv
I'm disturbed
I looked down, and he had one,
So he's gay
He was a queen, held a flower
Acted like a git, for an hour
He had balls, this was bad
he was built
looked like my Dad, d'oh!
Trapped in a trick, he had a dick!
When I saw it I ran away quick
When I started to realize
This bitch was a guy
He f***ing dates me
no bust
he f***ing dates me
la, la, la guv
I'm disturbed
I looked down, and he had one,
So he's gay
That's my story, it's scary,
Learned my lesson, it was a he,
Now it's over, I'm sooo glad!
I bet sex with him would've been really bad,
He f***ing dates me
no bust
he f***ing dates me
la, la, la guv
I'm disturbed
I looked down, and he had one,
So he's gay
la la la la la la la la la guv,
No bust
la la la la la la la la la guv,
No bust
Never go out wih someone who has one,
(unless yo is gay)
This is not meant to be homophobic! I'm totally for gay people!
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Come Clean album at Amazon.com
Life on Display album at Amazon.com
Come Clean (Clean Version) album at Amazon.com
Away from Me album at Amazon.com
Blurry album at Amazon.com
She Hates Me album at Amazon.com
Come Clean (Bonus DVD) album at Amazon.com
