Met a girl, taller than me
Selling gas on route 63
She smiled as I paid for my fuel
And I notice she'd started to drool

I made my way to the car
She locked the doors turned off the cameras
Then she had a glight in her eyes
And I knew she wanted a ride

And then she snogged me
trust
She went and snogged me
la la la la
We'd just met
Now she had her tongue wrapped round my tonsils
And it was great

She told me she wants me to mount her
So I lay her over the counter
Then I noticed a bulge by her theigh
She was no girl
No this thing a guy

Jumped back and I felt sick
He minced over and took off his wig
I should of known when I gave her the cash
That this women had a full lenght moutasche

And he had snogged me
Yuck
He came and snogged me
la la la la
He was no bird
So I got gun from back of my trunk
And blew him away

That's my story, and you see
Never trust a women with sideburns or goatie
I got arrested locked inside
With a bunch of homos and tranvestites

They wanna f*** me
Yuck
They wanna f*** me
la la la la
Its no joke
When I'm picking up soap in the showers
Although I'm not gay

la la la la la la la la la la
Yuck
la la la la la la la la la la
Yuck
Im not gay but they want some
They wanna f*** me