Song Parodies -> The Hobbit Hates Me

Original Song Title:

"She F***ing Hates Me"

Original Performer:

Puddle of Mudd

  
Parody Song Title:

"The Hobbit Hates Me"

Parody Written by:

Nigel Wyatt

Song from The One Ring's P.O.V
Met a Hobbit, thought he was grand
fell in love, sat on his right hand
went well for a month or two
then it all came unglued

In a trap, trip I can't grip
never thought I'd be the one who'd slip
then I started to realize
destroying me was his prize

He f***nig hates me
trust
he f***nig hates me
la la la love
I tried too hard
to destroy his feelings like he had none
and rip them away

He was lord for about an hour
after that shit got sour
he destroyed all I ever had
no sign of guilt
no feeling of bad, no

In a trap trip I can't grip
never thought Id be the one who'd slip
then I started to realize
destroying me was his prize

[Chorus]

That's my story, as you see
melted away, and so did he
now it's over and I'm sad
''cause I'm no more and that hobbit's fat

[Chorus]

la la la la la la la la la love
Trust
la la la la la la la la la love
Trust
to destroy his feelings like he had none
And rip them away

He f***ing hates me
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