Me and my friends
we went to a land
An island
with lots of sand
got stuck for a month or two
that's when they all got attitudes

On this trip
In which our boat flipped
Never thought I'd be the one who'd slip
Then I started to realize
They kept staring with hungry eyes

They want to eat me
Trust, they want to eat me
oh oh oh crap
They were my friends but now they want to eat me like a lobster
I should get away

Kelly first tried to kill me with power
Then I found out, she's a big coward
She just gave one little stab
And then some guilt and feeling real bad, oh

I ran away, ran away fast
But then I felt something in my a**
Liz had shot me with a dart
I forgot she was so smart

They want to eat me
Trust, they want to eat me
oh this is great
They were my friends and now they're gonna eat me like some bacon
Try to get away

That's my story
As you see
With Liz and Kelly close behind me
Well I'm over,
and i'm sad
And then i feel something worse than bad

Alicia shoots me
Trust, Alicia shoots me
I should give up
I tried to run but then Alicia shot me with her handgun
This is the end