Woke up this morning, isn't this great?
It's 9 o clock, for work I'm late
I should really stop hittin snooze
Or it'll be my job I lose

Hop in the shower, soap up quick
Slip on the floor cuz it's so slick
Ah what the heck, I guess I won't go
I'll take the day off, if you don't know

I'm freakin lazy.... Oh I'm freakin lazy blah blah blah blah
I don't try it all, and I don't care anymore, just leave me alone

My boss called me and told me you're fired
I said good, I'm so tired
I'm underpaid and overworked, now I don't have to work for this jerk!

And I lay in my bed, eating cheesy puffs
I'm not doing anymore of this job stuff
I'll sit in bed, watch TV all day
I'm gonna do things my way!

I'm freakin lazy.... Oh I'm freakin lazy blah blah blah blah
I don't try it all, and I don't care anymore, just leave me alone


Now I'm home collecting welfare, walkin around my house in my underwear
Can't pay the bills, I'm dirt poor, I don't like being unemployed no more!

I'm freakin lazy.... Oh I'm freakin lazy blah blah blah blah
I don't try it all, and I don't care anymore, just leave me alone

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I don't try it all, and I don't care anymore, just leave me alone

I'm freakin LAZY!!!!