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Song Parodies -> "Furry"

Original Song Title:

"Blurry"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Puddle of Mudd

Parody Song Title:

"Furry"

Parody Written by:

Thunderbolt

The Lyrics

Everything's so furry, the roadkill that I bake
The venison ain't tempting, the raccoon is all dressed up
Preoccupied with cooking, I cannot breathe at all
My whole kitchen smells weird, the jumble of it all
You could taste my lemming that my car careened
The food that my Mazda smashed to smithereens
I wonder how it's doing, I wonder how's my car
I gotta go to the body shop and that's not very far

Can you take it all away? Can you take it all away?
Well you shoved it in my mouth... the food you gave to me
Can you take it all away? Can you take it all away?
Well you shoved it in my mouth... the food you gave to me

Today's lunch is mangy, look underneath my wheel
So get it off the fender and make some special veal
I am making tossed stew, I cannot leave at all
My whole kitchen smells weird, the jumble of it all
You could taste my lemming that my car careened
The food that my Mazda smashed to smithereens
I wonder how it's doing, I wonder how's my car
I gotta go to the body shop and that's not very far

Can you take it all away? Can you take it all away?
Well you shoved it in my mouth... the food you gave to me
Can you take it all away? Can you take it all away?
Well you shoved it in my mouth... the food you gave to me

Nobody told me what you thought of the squirrel on your tray
Everyone showed me that I should've let the deer run away
Nobody told me about the hide, nobody told me what to say
Everyone showed me that I should've let the deer RUN AWAY

Can you take it all away? Can you take it all away?
Well you shoved it in my mouth... the food you gave to me
Can you take it all away? Can you take it all away?
Well you shoved it in my mouth... the food you gave to me

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Pacing: 4.5
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Overall Rating: 4.8

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Jonathan - December 09, 2002 - Report this comment
In bad taste, but still funny.
crash - April 14, 2006 - Report this comment
very well done
Connor Banjoper - April 27, 2023 - Report this comment
You killed a raccoon?!? HOW FREAKING DARE YOU!!!! Raccoons are my favorite animal! I'm gonna track you down and pulverize the living crap out of you until you look like an empty moneybag, you animal-abusing crook!

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