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Song Parodies -> "She Hates Meat"

Original Song Title:

"She Hates Me"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Puddle of Mudd

Parody Song Title:

"She Hates Meat"

Parody Written by:

DarkJon64

The Lyrics

woohoo, another vegetarian song!
Met a girl, thought she was grand,
We went down to the hot dog stand,
I paid for a dog or two,
But she did not want food,

Made her snacks, veggies and dip,
So I cooked her up some chicken strips,
Then I started to realize
She would not eat chicken, why?

She f**kin' hates meat
Crusts,
She f**kin' hates meat
lu lu lu lunch
I made roast beef
But she just ate butter on a rye bun
And a veggie tray

We'll have broccoli and cauliflour
When she's gone, I'll devour
Beef jerky and devilled ham,
No sign of guilt,
Just meat and fat! Yeah!

Made her snacks, veggies and dip,
So I cooked her up some chicken strips,
Then I started to realize
She would not eat chicken, why?

She f**kin' hates meat
Crusts,
She f**kin' hates meat
lu lu lu lunch
I made her steak
But she just ate butter on a rye bun
And a veggie tray

Well it ended, thankfully
I'm so tired of corn and peas
Now it's over, and I'm glad
Now steak and meat is all I have

She f**kin' hates meat
Crusts,
She f**kin' hates meat
lu lu lu lunch
I made her steak
But she just ate butter on a rye bun
And a veggie tray

la la la la la la la la la lunch
Crust
la la la la la la la la la lunch
Crust
But she just ate butter on a rye bun
She f**king hates meat!
jonny_marko@hotmail.com

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blath - January 12, 2003 - Report this comment
brilliant parody m8! absolutely top notch :-)
Sarah - March 15, 2003 - Report this comment
awesome job. 555!

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