Song Parodies -> She Eats Things
| Original Song Title: | "She Hates Me" |
| Original Performer: | Puddle of Mudd |
| Parody Song Title: | "She Eats Things" |
| Parody Written by: | DarkJon64 |
Met a girl, boy she was grande
She fell down, and crushed my hand
Went out for a week or two
Then she ate all my food
Ate my snacks, pretzels and chips,
Took my cookies and my onion dip,
Then I started to realize
She was gettin' one big thigh
She f**king eats things
Crusts,
She f**king eats things
lu lu lu lunch
I tried to guard
But she ate my food until I had none
Just like a buffet
Had whipped cream for about an hour
Doesnt care if it's sour
she took all I ever had
She doesn't care
If it went bad, no
Ate my snacks, pretzels and chips,
Took my cookies and my onion dip,
Then I started to realize
She was gettin' one big thigh
She f**king eats things
Crusts,
She f**king eats things
lu lu lu lunch
I tried to guard
But she ate my food until I had none
Just like a buffet
Fridge is empty, as you see
Now I'm angry and so is she
It's not over, she's still mad
She got so fat, she ate my dad
She f**king eats things
Crusts,
She f**king eats things
lu lu lu lunch
I tried to guard
But she ate my food until I had none
Just like a buffet
la la la la la la la la la lunch
Crust
la la la la la la la la la lunch
Crust
But she ate my food until I had none
She f**king eats things
She fell down, and crushed my hand
Went out for a week or two
Then she ate all my food
Ate my snacks, pretzels and chips,
Took my cookies and my onion dip,
Then I started to realize
She was gettin' one big thigh
She f**king eats things
Crusts,
She f**king eats things
lu lu lu lunch
I tried to guard
But she ate my food until I had none
Just like a buffet
Had whipped cream for about an hour
Doesnt care if it's sour
she took all I ever had
She doesn't care
If it went bad, no
Ate my snacks, pretzels and chips,
Took my cookies and my onion dip,
Then I started to realize
She was gettin' one big thigh
She f**king eats things
Crusts,
She f**king eats things
lu lu lu lunch
I tried to guard
But she ate my food until I had none
Just like a buffet
Fridge is empty, as you see
Now I'm angry and so is she
It's not over, she's still mad
She got so fat, she ate my dad
She f**king eats things
Crusts,
She f**king eats things
lu lu lu lunch
I tried to guard
But she ate my food until I had none
Just like a buffet
la la la la la la la la la lunch
Crust
la la la la la la la la la lunch
Crust
But she ate my food until I had none
She f**king eats things
jonny_marko@hotmail.com
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Come Clean album at Amazon.com
Life on Display album at Amazon.com
Come Clean (Clean Version) album at Amazon.com
Away from Me album at Amazon.com
Blurry album at Amazon.com
She Hates Me album at Amazon.com
Come Clean (Bonus DVD) album at Amazon.com
