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Song Parodies -> "She Eats Things"

Original Song Title:

"She Hates Me"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Puddle of Mudd

Parody Song Title:

"She Eats Things"

Parody Written by:

DarkJon64

The Lyrics

Met a girl, boy she was grande
She fell down, and crushed my hand
Went out for a week or two
Then she ate all my food

Ate my snacks, pretzels and chips,
Took my cookies and my onion dip,
Then I started to realize
She was gettin' one big thigh

She f**king eats things
Crusts,
She f**king eats things
lu lu lu lunch
I tried to guard
But she ate my food until I had none
Just like a buffet

Had whipped cream for about an hour
Doesnt care if it's sour
she took all I ever had
She doesn't care
If it went bad, no

Ate my snacks, pretzels and chips,
Took my cookies and my onion dip,
Then I started to realize
She was gettin' one big thigh

She f**king eats things
Crusts,
She f**king eats things
lu lu lu lunch
I tried to guard
But she ate my food until I had none
Just like a buffet

Fridge is empty, as you see
Now I'm angry and so is she
It's not over, she's still mad
She got so fat, she ate my dad

She f**king eats things
Crusts,
She f**king eats things
lu lu lu lunch
I tried to guard
But she ate my food until I had none
Just like a buffet

la la la la la la la la la lunch
Crust
la la la la la la la la la lunch
Crust
But she ate my food until I had none
She f**king eats things


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