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Song Parodies -> "Beards!"

Original Song Title:

"Beer!"

Original Performer:

Psychostick

Parody Song Title:

"Beards!"

Parody Written by:

Jonathan S.

The Lyrics

This is far, FAR better then "Pro-social Beer Song," I promise. I may change this a bit IF and when I eventually record it, but I never pass up the chance to post a finished parody on Amiright!
I like beards, 'cause one I've got
I think beards make me look hot!
If I had a beard so thick,
I'd look neat, and chicks would dig
Beards help me out in a pinch,
'Cause they cover up my zits
Now, there's nothing left to shave -
So, let's grow out beards

[Chorus]
Beards are good! (x3)
Not stubs!
Beards are good! (x3)
Let's grow out some-
BEARDS!
BEEEEARDS!
BEARDS! BEARDS!
Beard-beard-beard-beards!

When it's stubble, it looks crappy;
Full-grown beards make me look snappy
If it's shaved off by barbers,
I'll just grow it out once more
They say beards make me look dumb,
Or like Jerry Garcia
Now that we've grown out our beards,
Let's go find some dates

[Repeat chorus]

"Dude, I think you've let it grow enough"

NOOOOO!

Let's grow out some beards!
(c) 2008, Jonathan S.
Since I'm not too good at finishing parodies, I thought I'd at least share some of my title-switch ideas with you...

Pomeranians - It's Raining Men (The Weather Girls)
Player Of The Wii - Flavor Of The Week (American Hi-Fi)
She Saw Me On 'Leno' - The Letter (The Box Tops)

'Til next time!

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