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Song Parodies -> "Pro-Social Beer Song"

Original Song Title:

"Beer"

Original Performer:

Psychostick

Parody Song Title:

"Pro-Social Beer Song"

Parody Written by:

Jonathan S.

The Lyrics

Parody number ten . . . FINALLY.

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Listening to a news story on WLUP about a college kid who died of alcohol poisoning got me to thinking about how awful alcohol-related deaths are, yet many people out there don't see anything wrong with binge drinking. I have never drank to excess, and also, thankfully, have never suffered a tragic loss at the hands of a drunk driver, but still am able to grasp the seriousness of this topic.

So, I decided to make a version of this song that denounces drinking to excess, instead of endorsing it.

PLEASE NOTE: I am not entirely against drinking, just excessive/binge drinking.
If you think binge drinking's fun
You will not when you are done
Drink too much and you'll be sick
You might impregnate some chick
Then you'll have to raise a kid
Now, you proud of what you did?
If that still sounds good to you
Then go suck a brick

[chorus]
BEER'S NO GOOD!
BEER'S NO GOOD!
BEER'S NO GOOD!
IT SUCKS!
BEER'S NO GOOD!
BEER'S NO GOOD!
BEER'S NO GOOD!
Watch your step with
BEER!
BEER!
BEER! BEER!
REAL HARD BEER IS QUEER!

If you drink Jack D in volumes,
I'll be sure to disembowel you
If it's Cuervo Black you chug,
I'll beat your head with a club
If you get behind the wheel,
Someone's son you'll prob'ly kill
Maybe you will die yourself
And wind up in hell

[chorus]

"Dude, are you proud of yourself?"
"NOOOOOOO!"
LET'S JUST DRINK O'DOULS!

I am drunk, drunk is me
I've no friends, wheee!
I have flunked college, see?
I have flunked, wheee!
I am drunk-driving, see?
I am-
*CRASH*
[car horn and alarm fade-out]
Copyright, Jonathan S., 2008 -- Don't worry--I'll be back to doing funny stuff next time. And if you're intrested, you can waste time at my YouTube page. As a stand-up comedian would probably say, "So long. Please drive safely."

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Jason - June 13, 2008 - Report this comment
This is pretty good. I wouldn't say beer sucks but I know drinking too much of it does. 545
Jonathan S. - June 13, 2008 - Report this comment
Yeah, I was trying to play off of "...And stuff" in the OS. Thanks for your positive feedback!
Jon S. - June 13, 2008 - Report this comment
Aw, man. The links are screwed up. Why did it tack on the "amiright.com/parody/2000s" to the rest of my link? it was fine when I previewed the parody.
Jeff Reuben - June 13, 2008 - Report this comment
I'm a pretty big fan of beer, but I'm with you on the drunk driving part (I'm against it).
littleCupCakes - June 13, 2008 - Report this comment
as summer is here, it's always good to hear about responsible drinking!
Jonathan S. - June 14, 2008 - Report this comment
Thank you all for your positive comments! I was a little worried because of touching on such a serious topic, plus the fact that I basically threw this together in under 30 minutes (save for altering two or three lines).

Just the same, this will likely be the only time I've done a parody with some seriousness to it.

Since the links don't work, here are the URLs

For the original: youtube.com/watch?v=awzyLJFh1lQ (the next to last character is a lower-case "L")

If you're interested in what vids I've favorited: youtube.com/jonnyspazzbourne

One last thing: Does anyone know how I get my "mini-page" on here, now that I've submitted ten parodies?
Thomas N. - June 24, 2008 - Report this comment
Great song! "Aw, man. The links are screwed up. Why did it tack on the "amiright.com/parody/2000s" to the rest of my link? it was fine when I previewed the parody." That happened to the parody I made "I am Icecream Man!" I wish there was a way to log-in and edit it or something :P
Jonathan S. - June 28, 2008 - Report this comment
Thanx, Thomas!

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