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Song Parodies -> "To a Clown"

Original Song Title:

"At the Con"

Original Performer:

Possible Oscar

Parody Song Title:

"To a Clown"

Parody Written by:

Pauly Gerard

The Lyrics

Scene~A large group of young fanatics from ages 7 to 22 gather in a very wide conventional hall. The walls are covered with different miscellaneous clown props which will come in handy momentarily. Just like that, a twinkly pink mist seeps thru the air conditioning ducts. Once a couple fans (a fit blonde dude wearing a Pittsburgh penguins jersey, faded jeans and dark blue sneaks & a very thin asian girl with a custom bob hairstyle wearing a white almost-too-big t-shirt, a down to the knees khaki cargo skirt and small grey slip ins) breathed it in, it began.
You're all wondering why we brought you here,
You've just entered a silly atmosphere,
Each of your noses will be shiny and round,
Not to mention, there'll be a lot of squeaky sounds.
The sleeves of the jersey guy are becoming balloons,
The feel of his face and a hairy bump on top of her head both rounding is making her swoon,
The skinny girl's skirt is shifting into polka-dotted silk,
She sprouts a sunflower afro on top of her Auguste geisha build.

What happens to a Clown makes her a clown,
That's all the information you need,
You'll see a big powdered fart whenever you sit down,
So just giggle with a tee-hee-hee.

Over there was a tough guy with a fading Fu Manchu,
Now wearing over-inflated granny panties for a kooky BBW,
A wonder woman fan's getting a orange bouffant, 5 ft. 4,
Playing jump rope with her golden honest pinafore.
In the corner was a 8 year old girl named Helen,
Who grew 6 feet in circumference into a Mrs. Potato Head-style watermelon,
Another dude's elongating new mary jane shoes are making him tremble,
According to his new sproingy purple hair ringlets, he's now a goofy Shirley Temple.

{As the instrumental climax complete with certain horn sound begins, more and more people turn into girl clowns. As each one reaches near the end of each morphing, their big red poofy shiny lips grin a lot in relief, knowing they're a lot happier being back to the way they were & doing what they like to do. Even the performer was becoming a female clown, but along the way, her body began quickly inflating and gaining many shiny squares all over. In that point, a hooking a line from the center of the hall slowly dropped and attached itself to the future bizarre woman disco ball's hoop-like hair so she can shine all over the convention and be inanimate, as she should. Not before of course, she finishes the song.}

Where else can you go to see Ugly Betty become a Pamela Lee-like Bozo?

What happens to a Clown makes her a Clown,
It truly feels like a pie in the face,
Though most of us are each wearing a spherical-sleeved puffy gown,
We're still a very funny race.

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