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Song Parodies -> "I've Got a Helo Around Me"

Original Song Title:

"Halo"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Porcupine Tree

Parody Song Title:

"I've Got a Helo Around Me"

Parody Written by:

Susanna Viljanen

The Lyrics

Gov't is in the control
Gov't just wants me dead
Gov't will pull the trigger
Gov't will feed me lead

Slavery's freedom, lies are truth
hate is love and Gov't is proof
Neglect is care, war is peace
Gov't gives meanings, Gov't states needs

You can't be next to me
[Cuz'] The black helicopters are coming to get me -
I got a helo round me, I got a helo round me
They are after me 'cause -
'Cos I've seen their stuff and I'm fleeing away now
I got a helo round me, I got a helo round me
I got a helo round my home...

Gov't is on the cellphone
Gov't is on the net
Gov't is in the warning
Go'vt is in the threat

Slavery's freedom, lies are truth
hate is love and Gov't is proof
Neglect is care, war is peace
Gov't gives meanings, Gov't states needs

I run for my life now -
[Cuz'] The black helicopters are coming to get me -
I got a helo round me, I got a helo round me
I check over my shoulder -
'Cos I've know what they're after and I'm running away now
I got a helo round me, I got a helo round me
I got a helo round my home...

You can't be next to me
[Cuz'] The black helicopters are coming to get me -
I got a helo round me, I got a helo round me
I check over my shoulder -
'Cos I've know what they're after and I'm running away now
I got a helo round me, I got a helo round me
I got a helo round my home...

'Cos I got a helo round my home...
The original song can be found here.

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Dr. Oliver Clozoff - September 21, 2012 - Report this comment
A fellow Porcupine Tree fan! Great idea and nicely executed.
Rob Arndt - September 21, 2012 - Report this comment
DKTOS but love your writing-555!!! I don't fear the Black Helos- it's the WHAWKs Americans need to fear ;-)
AFW - September 21, 2012 - Report this comment
Great job...big brother is everywhere
Susanna Viljanen - September 21, 2012 - Report this comment
Rob, there is a link to the original song on the footnotes. Porcupine Tree is a British prog metal band, and I like it a lot.
Wendy Christopher - September 21, 2012 - Report this comment
Sounds like our UK government... if they were packing a few more meatballs in their spaghetti, if you know what I mean. I guess they can dream... ;) Nice piece of work that matches the mood of the OS - 555.
Patrick - September 21, 2012 - Report this comment
Don't know the original, but am familiar with the Black Helicopter crowd. I've seen some radio controlled helicopters being sold as toys, but with some investment of time and money I'm sure they will be put to more sinister uses.

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