Song Parodies -> Laura Anne
| Original Song Title: | "Carrie Anne" |
| Original Performer: | Popular Genius |
| Parody Song Title: | "Laura Anne" |
| Parody Written by: | Starlette Victory |
OK, this song is from a tiny local band but they rock, so if you haven't heard of them, you should. The parody is about a girl who has gotten my role in the school play for the 3rd and hopefully final time, and has pretty much competed with me in every possible way since freshman year. I hate you, Laura! But you're really good material for a rant song!
I knew a girl,
Her name was Laura Anne
She took my whole world,
In only a week and a half
She had a screech that'd bounce between my ears for days
She had a smile that was pure evil, I would say
Laura Anne (woah-oh-oh)
I will be so glad when you're gone
Laura Anne (woah-oh-oh)
I'd like to rip out your tongue
Can't help but rant about her every now and then
and I don't like naming names, but I'll curse hers again
and again, Laura Anne!
Her perfect hair,
is full and bounces and flops.
Reclined in a chair (just sit back and relax)
Her feet on the countertop
She got the role in the play I wanted to keep,
(Got the audition again)
the words of her song are slowly putting me to sleep
Laura Anne (woah-oh-oh)
I will be so glad when you're gone
Laura Anne (woah-oh-oh)
I'd like to rip out your tongue
Can't help but rant about her every now and then
& I don't like naming names, but I'll curse hers again
and again, Laura Anne!
She's always besting me, God she's a pest to me
Little wench gets all the guys
She makes a mess of me
She is the type who will always win
Defeat me again and again and again and again!
(Woah-oh-oh-oh)
I knew a girl
Her name was Laura Anne
Her name was Laura Anne
She took my whole world,
In only a week and a half
She had a screech that'd bounce between my ears for days
She had a smile that was pure evil, I would say
Laura Anne (woah-oh-oh)
I will be so glad when you're gone
Laura Anne (woah-oh-oh)
I'd like to rip out your tongue
Can't help but rant about her every now and then
and I don't like naming names, but I'll curse hers again
and again, Laura Anne!
Her perfect hair,
is full and bounces and flops.
Reclined in a chair (just sit back and relax)
Her feet on the countertop
She got the role in the play I wanted to keep,
(Got the audition again)
the words of her song are slowly putting me to sleep
Laura Anne (woah-oh-oh)
I will be so glad when you're gone
Laura Anne (woah-oh-oh)
I'd like to rip out your tongue
Can't help but rant about her every now and then
& I don't like naming names, but I'll curse hers again
and again, Laura Anne!
She's always besting me, God she's a pest to me
Little wench gets all the guys
She makes a mess of me
She is the type who will always win
Defeat me again and again and again and again!
(Woah-oh-oh-oh)
I knew a girl
Her name was Laura Anne
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