I knew a girl,
Her name was Laura Anne
She took my whole world,
In only a week and a half
She had a screech that'd bounce between my ears for days
She had a smile that was pure evil, I would say
Laura Anne (woah-oh-oh)
I will be so glad when you're gone
Laura Anne (woah-oh-oh)
I'd like to rip out your tongue
Can't help but rant about her every now and then
and I don't like naming names, but I'll curse hers again
and again, Laura Anne!

Her perfect hair,
is full and bounces and flops.
Reclined in a chair (just sit back and relax)
Her feet on the countertop
She got the role in the play I wanted to keep,
(Got the audition again)
the words of her song are slowly putting me to sleep

Laura Anne (woah-oh-oh)
I will be so glad when you're gone
Laura Anne (woah-oh-oh)
I'd like to rip out your tongue
Can't help but rant about her every now and then
& I don't like naming names, but I'll curse hers again
and again, Laura Anne!

She's always besting me, God she's a pest to me
Little wench gets all the guys
She makes a mess of me
She is the type who will always win
Defeat me again and again and again and again!
(Woah-oh-oh-oh)
I knew a girl
Her name was Laura Anne