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Original Song Title:

"Alive"

Original Performer:

P.O.D.

Parody Song Title:

"Contrived"

Parody Written by:

Jayemel

The Lyrics

I've been sitting on this one for awhile. I took my free time during this Thanksgiving break to finally write it.
Every sale is a new sell
I'm thankful for every heart that breaks
I won't say this was planted (I won't say this was planted)
So you can't tell how I'm fake
It's beyond your knowledge sometimes it's best not to know,
whatever happens in those headphones
So you trust in me (So you trust me)
I have given you time alone

This, this is so contrived
It's the very worst kind
I can't deny it
This is so contrived
This, this is so contrived (so contrived)
It's the very worst kind (It's the very worst kind)
This is all one big lie

This time you're out of place (This time you're out of place)
You can't try to mean a thing
Curse the world and go run and hide (Curse the world and go run and hide)
Even though it might cause your eyes to sting
Now that you hear this you're all in my control
Cause I own you with every word I say
Now that you hear me (Now that you hear me)
I can take your dime away

This, this is so contrived
It's the very worst kind
I can't deny it
This is so contrived
This, this is so contrived (so contrived)
It's the very worst kind (It's the very worst kind)
This is all one big lie

And now that you hear this
I own you with every word I say
And now that you hear me
I can take your dime away
And now that you hear this
I own you with every word I say
And now that you hear me
I'm destined to take your dime away

This, this is so contrived
It's the very worst kind
I can't deny it
This is so contrived
This, this is so contrived (so contrived)
It's the very worst kind (It's the very worst kind)
This is all one big lie
This, this is so contrived (so contrived)
It's the very worst kind (It's the very worst kind)
This is all one big lie
This, this is so contrived (so contrived)
It's the very worst kind (It's the very worst kind)
This is all one big lie
This is all one big lie
This is all one big lie
Jayemel 2003

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