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Song Parodies -> "Fryin' Today"

Original Song Title:

"Sleeping Awake"

Original Performer:

P.O.D.

Parody Song Title:

"Fryin' Today"

Parody Written by:

Ghetto John & Tone - Def

The Lyrics

Everybody, I dont care who you are, you better be lovin fried chicken. Or for that matter anything that be fried. Peace --- Ghetto John & Tone - Def
[ Tone - Def ]
Pan full of grease like KFC
Not a healthy way to eat
I'm on the road to a heart attack
I got to eat more smartly
I'm on a mission, to make good decisions
When I am in the kitchen

But when I start to cook again
Nothing can make me eat healthy

[Ghetto John ]
Dreaming of Fryin', today
Fryin' today
Dreaming of fryin', today
Can't stop Fryin' today

[Tone - Def ]
I can feel them clogging
My veins and arteries
I should fear what I fear
Can't stop eating today
Do you eat what I eat?
And do you weigh what I weigh?
I should fear what I fear
Can't stop eating...

[Ghetto John ]
Can you smell it? The chicken,
Can you tell me if it is lean?
who ate the cookies, and newtons
My parents keep questioning me
The burgers are cookin, the hot dogs are missing
just stay outta da kitchen

Im cooking, someone kill the fly
frying is harder then it seems

[Ghetto John ]
Dreaming of Fryin', today
Fryin' today
Dreaming of fryin', today
Can't stop Fryin' today

Do you fry what I fry?
And can you smell what I smell?
Can you cook like I cook?
Can't stop frying today
Do you fry what I fry?
And can you smell what I smell?
Can you cook like I cook?
Can't stop frying today

[Tone - Def ]
To diet I'll try it
Now oh dear, I want deer
Too many calories
Especially when it be
Fried in pig grease by Johnny
I should not eat like he eats

[Ghetto John]
Do you fry what I fry?
Can smell what I smell?
Or do you like I cook?
Or do you baste like I baste?
Anybody hungry?
Anybody needy?
Anybody cravin?
Here they a come a chasin!

[Ghetto John ]
Dreaming of Fryin', today
Fryin' today
Dreaming of fryin', today
Can't stop Fryin' today

[Tone - Def ]
I can feel them clogging
My veins and arteries
I should fear what I fear
Can't stop eating today
Do you eat what I eat?
And do you weigh what I weigh?
I should fear what I fear
Can't stop eating today

[Ghetto John]
Anybody hungry?
Anybody needy?
Anybody cravin?
Here they a come a chasin!
Rest In Peace --- Monaco Chris.

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MQI (?) - May 14, 2003 - Report this comment
Just wondering if this has anything to do with my parody of the same song: Eating Raw Steak ?
Ghetto John - May 14, 2003 - Report this comment
well since yours is about raw steak, and ours is about fried foods, their on the same topic of meat, but the adjectives are totally different. Raw meat, Fried meat but yeah lol, anyways, thanks for the vote, and thanks for the comment I will be sure to check out your parodies.
MQI (?) - May 14, 2003 - Report this comment
NP and Thx

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