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Song Parodies -> "Kitchen"

Original Song Title:

"Southtown"

Original Performer:

P.O.D.

Parody Song Title:

"Kitchen"

Parody Written by:

Thad

The Lyrics

Welcome to lunchtime
Back again like I never ate for the 1st time
Seems to mess with my gut,so when I realize
What I ate is it too late,to go back to the table & put more on my plate
Couldn't be the next guy that you date
I'm overweight
Now I sit me down to eat
Getting fat is my fate
This here is mealtime
2nd helpings make you think
Should I be counting my calories the next second my heart beats
(Chorus)
Here in the kitchen
Now you know that cook don't play
Put it down on my plate
Will I eat another day
If I,take a bite this time
Gotsta eat yours & mine
& thank God I'm still able to dine
(Verse 2)
1 lunch
is never enough to munch
when it's food I want
nothing stands in my way
like yesterday
I let my jaws get loose
& when it comes to buffets'
not used to walkin' away
I'll keep on eatin' up
cuz' I can never get enough
all the food is gone
& my hunger still goes on
"waiter fill my cup"
& I'll drink it right up
when it comes to food I just can't get enough
(repeat chorus)
Don't want more chicken or fish aint gotsta taste like this
Don't want more chicken or fish I must resist x4
IT AINT GOTSTA TASTE
(LIKE THIS) x4
WHY DOES IT GOTSTA TASTE LIKE THIS
(LIKE THIS) x4
HERE IN THE KITCHEN
MORE FOOD!!!
(end chorus)
Here in the kitchen
now you know that cook don't play
put it down on my plate
will I eat another day
if I,take a bite this time
gotsta eat yours & mine
& thank God that I'm through with this rhyme
Here in the kitchen

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