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Song Parodies -> "Jughead"

Original Song Title:

"Trouble"

Original Performer:

P!nk

Parody Song Title:

"Jughead"

Parody Written by:

Dominic L.

The Lyrics

It's Stupid! I know it's repetitive, but I'm supposed to make a parody of the whole song!
Need KFC,
To feed my face.
Need Mochis,
To keep me from starving to death.
Chicken fingers,
With spice and salt.
But all that stuff, still won't help my appetite!
I'm jughead yeah,
Just jughead now,
I'm jughead ya'll,
I eat all of my food,
I'm jughead yeah,
Just jughead now,
I'm jughead ya'll,
I'm friends with Archie Andrews
I love Ethel,
And wear a crown,
I also love scooby,
Because he'll eat food in every town,
And I'm right,
I'm kinda strange
I'm not a fool now,
Even though I get bad grades.
I'm jughead yeah,
Just jughead now,
I'm jughead ya'll,
I eat all of my food,
I'm jughead yeah,
Just jughead now,
I'm jughead ya'll,
I'm friends with Archie Andrews
If you see me runnin',
Down to eat then,
You know it's time to oh-
(-And you know it's time to open a burger king now.)
Need KFC,
To feed my face,
Need Mochis,
To keep me from starving to death,
Chicken fingers,
With spices and salt,
But that won't help my appetite!
I love Ethel,
And wear a crown,
I also love scooby,
Because he'll eat food in every town,
And I'm right,
I'm kinda strange
I'm not a fool now,
Even though I get bad grades.
I'm jughead yeah,
Just jughead now,
I'm jughead ya'll,
I eat all of my food,
I'm jughead yeah,
just jughead now,
I'm jughead ya'll,
I'm friends with Archie Andrews
If you see me runnin',
Down to eat then,
you know it's time to oh-
(-Oh-oh-oh...open)
I'm jughead yeah,
Just jughead now,
I'm jughead ya'll,
I eat all of my food,
I'm jughead yeah,
Just jughead now,
I'm jughead ya'll,
I'm friends with Archie Andrews
I'm jughead yeah,
Just jughead now,
I'm jughead ya'll,
I eat all of my food,
I'm jughead yeah,
just jughead now,
I'm jughead ya'll,
I'm friends with Archie Andrews
I'm friends with Archie Andrews
I'm friends with Archie Andrews
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Pacing: 4.0
How Funny: 3.6
Overall Rating: 3.8

Total Votes: 9

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The Parodist Dude - January 16, 2005 - Report this comment
Man! This song ROCKS!
Agrimorfee - July 20, 2005 - Report this comment
(ABC05) DKTOS. It is repetitive--sometimes it can be a blessing, other times a curse. (it worked for Rick C.'s "J-Lo"). Not knowing the song too well, I can't judge it for that, but it did read rather dull. When in doubt, always see if you can change the chorus once or twice.
Red Ant - July 21, 2005 - Report this comment
(ABC05) DKTOS either unfortunately, and I have to agree with Agrimorfee's comment on this, mainly because I don't get the name references. Sorry Dominic.
Rick D - July 23, 2005 - Report this comment
Same here.
Charlie Decker - July 25, 2005 - Report this comment
(ABC) "Hehehe...You can't eat all of those hamburgers, you ridiculous man! Whoops, he's gonna try!"

Sorry. Anybody watch Family Guy?
Dominic L. - July 26, 2005 - Report this comment
One of my firsts... Yes, I actually really don't like this song... Any song submitted in 2004 by me in fact, I think is really bad... Anyway, thanks for the looks
Johnny D - July 28, 2005 - Report this comment
(ABC) To loosely quote Groucho Marx, "If you can't get Ethyl, get Mabel."
Rick C - August 01, 2005 - Report this comment
(ABC05) DKTOS but, Agrimorfee is right. I used to repeat choruses all the time but, I usually don't now.
Stuart McArthur - August 01, 2005 - Report this comment
( J ) so you're Jughead right? and you're friends with Archie Andrews, right? or did I get confused? LOL! after so many repetitions it started to become very funny
Jake A Ralphing (Luke Brattoni) - August 03, 2005 - Report this comment
AAARGH! Change the chorus, you Jughead! Now that that's out of my system, this wasn't as bad as it could've been.
Phil Alexander - August 03, 2005 - Report this comment
This is kind of fun, but to echo what Luke said, just because the original repeats ad nauseam doesn't mean you have to make the parody do the same: subtle changes to a repetetive chorus can be rather effective.
Jeff Reuben - August 03, 2005 - Report this comment
Not bad...I agree with Phil/Luke's comments.
Dominic L. - August 04, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks? guys.... Well, along with the repetiveness of the chorus, I got a repetitiveness of comments saying the same thing. I've learned my lesson... From now on I change the chorus... Thanks for looking at it though.
Miss--Tia--Maria--xo - January 08, 2007 - Report this comment
Not very good at all. Plus, you shouldnt have put all the meat into it, P!nk is a strict vegan... And yeah, i've seen that family guy bloody funny =P
Tokusou Sentai Blessranger - January 28, 2008 - Report this comment
I'll give you threes. Although I DKTOS, but I do like Archie Comics.
littleCupCakes - January 28, 2008 - Report this comment
whatever happened to MAD magazine?!? Is it still being published? I don't have much time for comic books these days, but I do remember older kids that were allowed to have them. My mother only bought us " paper dolls ", as she had angst about comic books!
Agrimorfee - January 29, 2008 - Report this comment
Mad is still published, albeit with some of the fine traditions out the door--printed on slick paper with color illustrations, and with (gulp) real advertising.

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